is this thing on? *tap tap*
cause um... not only did i find a gray hair last night in my beautiful luscious golden locks... that mother fucker had friends.
i am WAY too young, and FAR TOO immature to have gray hair.
so imagine how much i freaked out last night when i saw the first unruly little fucker sprouting out of my head. it literally became GRAY HAIR WATCH TWENTY ELEVEN up in my bathroom.
i think i seriously spent about an hour searching for all those stupid things and then yanking them out.
they were easy to find though. wanna know why?
CAUSE THEY ARE UNRULY!!!!!
they are all weird, and curly and don't lay right! not to mention the fact that they reflect the light ALL WRONG! they don't glow with golden prettiness- they are dull and brassy.
why can't they grow out in colors like dark blue, purple or pink or something? i would love that! random little bright hairs scattered throughout! FUN!
but nooooooo. they're gray.
i have gray hairs! that grow! out of my head!
why is this happening to me?!?!? can i make it stop? can i will it away? act more immature? start wearing diapers? WHAT CAN I DO???
i am too cute for gray. i am too happy for gray. i am too fun for gray. i refuse!! help me.