WHAT WAS THAT??!?!?! i wondered to myself before i saw IT scurry again.
it was a mouse!
in my house!!!
which most of you are probably freaking out, and shuddering, or being like EWWWWWW! right? because i think that's probably a normal reaction to a rodent being in the house.
but um, not if you're me.
cause if you're me... then you're like, "oh my god, he's sooooooooo cute! and little! and FAST! and can i catch him and keep him as a pet? pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?"
because clearly, i am not a normal.
and probably also because when i saw that little mouse, i give him a name like CHRISTMAS, and i dressed him in clothes and hats in my head.
you know, like this (blame bass/rankin)
aren't they cute?!?!?!!
told you. :)
okay, so i want to catch christmas and keep him as a pet and watch him fix my broken clock that sings christmas carols to santa, but boyfriend is all like, "YOU ARE DISGUSTING! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? IT'S A FILTHY RODENT THAT CARRIES GERMS AND DISEASES AND YOU CAN'T KEEP HIM AS A PET!!!!!"
clearly, boyfriend sees christmas like this
anyway, after his response i made my bestest sad face and eyes.
he was unfazed.
so tonight... just now in fact.. i was looking under the kitchen sink and THERE WAS CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!
in a mouse trap.
and that my friends, is the short story of a mouse named christmas.
i'm going to go cry now.