so picture this... i'm driving on the freeway, windows part of the way down, rocking out to some fun music...
all of a sudden, something FLIES into my window and like VIOLENTLY smacks me in the face. i sit there thinking to myself, what the fuck was that? a rock? a piece of something? and where did it come from. that freaking hurt.
i look down.
and there is a BEE in my lap. it's totally stunned because it just powerhoused into the side of my face, but it's little legs are trying to move. but then i start freaking out because hello, I AM ALLERGIC TO BEES and now there is one in my mother fucking lap.
dear lord help me... i start wondering if i should pull over on the freeway right now and jump out of my car and do some crazy "get this bee off of me" dance... or if i should wait until the exit.
so i wait.
and thankfully there's a red light.
so i haul ass out of my car and i'm flipping my shirt all around and i look down AND THAT STUPID BEE IS STUCK TO MY SHIRT. it won't get off.
so then i start freaking out... cause clearly i'll have to live with a bee on my shirt for the rest of my life if i can't get it off of me RIGHT THIS INSTANT!!!!
this is dramatic, huh?
so finally, i do some crazy flick like move and the bee falls to the ground. the people in the car behind me aren't sure what to make of me so i wave and smile at them and then hop in my car and drive off.
but all i keep thinking is how the hell did that bee end up in my car in the first place?! i mean, what are the odds? that has so never happened to me before.. has it happened to you?!