i am getting thinner. (it's the running people, i told you already).
my legs are getting nicer. which is fine and stuff, but there is a problem here.
it is apparently getting SMALLER!!!!!!!!
my sister and i went out and when i made a comment about how my sister was always cold because she weighs 90 pounds, some guy said to me, "well look at yourself."
OH MY GOSH, that fucker just called me skinny!!! he insinuated that i was THIN! thin like my sister (which is a complete and utter ridiculous joke if you have ever seen my sister in real life). and i got all sorts of pissed off.
because i don't want to be SKINNY!!!!!! i mean, i don't want to be fat either, but um.. that is not the point of this blog post.
so then i made some comment about how my ass alone weighs 90 pounds and he looked at my ass in my jeans (which are way too big by the way.. UGH) and said that i don't even have a big ass!!!!!!
i could have dropped dead right then and there.
or punched the guy in the throat.
listen, maybe he was just trying to be cute and coy and sweet and stuff. maybe he stupidly thought that by telling me i didn't have a big ass, that i'd be flattered or something.
WHO AM I IF I MY ASS ISN'T BIG?!?!?!?!
if my ass is gone...or disappearing.. i don't know how to be!!!
i have been defined by my ass for as long as i can remember...
I AM GHETTO BOOTY!!!
I HAVE JUNK IN THE TRUNK!!!!
I HAVE AN ASS LIKE AN ONION (so fine it makes a grown man cry)!!!!!
this is who i am. it's what i am. my ass needs its own facebook fan page. my ass goes crazy on the dancefloor. it's always been me and my ass against the world!!!!!!!
i feel lost.
i'm going to go eat some donuts.
tell me it's not gone people.
TELL ME THAT GUY WAS JUST STUPID!!!!!!!