Wednesday, July 07, 2010

no job = no shopping

and let me tell you that,
#1- i'm not used to having no job... which means no income.. which means i can't buy whatever the hell i want, whenever the hell i want.
#2- i am not digging that part of being unemployed.. AT ALL

because i have a list (a freaking list!!!!) of shit.i.want. and that list- it just keeps growing. so when i get a job and a paycheck, i might celebrate by buying everything on my list the first chance i get.

i want this airbrush machine. yes, i want my own personal airbrush machine. i can have flawless, magazine cover looking skin whenever i freaking want too- and who doesn't want that kind of control over their face?!?!? right, only idiots who don't care about their hotness. i care about my hotness. call me shallow if you want- but it's really more about confidence and working with what you have.. owning it.. and fucking loving it... and then having the ability to make it even more gorgeous at your fingertips!!!! that's right.
airbrush

i want shoes. sandals. crazy knee high boots. i need to go on a serious shoe shopping spree with no spending limit.
sandal

boot

shoe

i also want clothes! super cute, bright, fun, crazy summer shirts. that of course are already leaving all the stores so by the time i get a job to buy all my adorable sleeveless, bright, fun, tops... they'll be out of season.

also, i want this freaking cell phone. and i want it NOW. i can't tell you how badly the replacement phone that finally got sent me sucks. it's made for a child i think. or at least someone with no fingers. i have never hated a phone so much before.
incredible

and then don't even get me started on the number of home improvement projects i want to get done. and i have friends visiting in a few weeks, and i want some of them done before they get here.. because our house? it embarasses me. for reals. and the thought of them coming here when our house looks the way it does, makes me want to cry. i know they won't give a shit at all what our house looks like.. BUT I CARE. i really need to get some flagstone-esque stones for the front area of our house? (no.. this picture isn't of our house.. it's someone else's i stole off the internet)
flagstone_2

and then i need something for the backyard so we can have some sort of sitting area. we currently have nothing going on back there except for a bunch of grass. we need some cement... or stones.. we need a patio area. and then of course i'll need a table and chairs and a brella and a firepit. i am so low maintanance. something like this, but not in red. sorry red lovers.
outdoor

and vacations? i want to plan them and go on them and do things. if i could just win a little bit from the lottery, that would totally help. i'm not greedy and don't want millions upon millions of dollars. at this point, almost anything over 100,000 would be helpful. ha

i have to stop this post now before i depress the hell outta myself. and start adding things to the list like PUPPIES and dolphins!!!!!
pup
eeeeeeeek, the cuteness!!!!!

okay, okay, i'm stopping!!! but not before i ask you what's on your list?!?!?

8 comments:

Anne said...

My list mainly includes travel. Alaska, the Greek Isles, the Bahamas, the Caribbean, Hawaii, Switzerland... I tried really hard last month to stay out of malls / Target and was rewarded with the lowest credit card bill we've had since January so, yay! (I think).

Katie said...

I want a puppy too!! but they are sooo $$$$

Smug said...

My list includes a Ju Ju Be diaper bag (read $200), the new iPhone 4, and books for my daughter (I know, I know, she is only 4 months old, but there are so many great ones out there and I want her to have them all!!) There are tons of home improvement stuff I would like to do, like expand the back deck, put in hard wood floors and get built-in bookshelves. Also, I would like a gift of enough money to pay off the house and my student loans! Geesh - I guess I need to start playing the lotto or something :)

Becky at lifeoutoffocus said...

1. i want the bottom brown wedge sandal.

2. dude, do you think that me, the man, cat and chris will even REMEMBER what your house looks like? she said to bring on the alcohol poisoning. don't worry about your house.

3. and you also know that cat and the man will be the worst ones.
4. one month til i'm there!

CATJACKS said...

OMFG AT I WILL BE THE WORST ONE!!! If I can remember right, I held out all night in Vegas.....THE MEN DID NOT (except my man) DOT, MATT AND T WERE WORTHLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
oh, and whats on my list....I too like the bottom brown wedges on your shoe liest. super Gnar. on my list--a landscaped backyard that Piper can't mother fucking eat through. belly fat to magically disamapear. Vampires to sleep in the corner of my room and be on a neck tight leash-as in S&M an array of sexual segements when and how I want them. I want to go to Greece. NOW. I want Disneyland. I want a huge blow up ball pit for fat bitches like me to jump in. I want lobster EVERYDAY. with butter. I want cool ass neighbors, which I do not have. I want my Dad to stop smoking. I want Ryan to GROW UP and outgrow the 17 year old I am almost 18 year old brain. I want someone to pay off my ridick SUV car payment. I want a slurpee. I want Christmas everyday. I want to fly to NY with you and see mad cool people. But I can't. because I have no freakin job. I want people to go through their day quoting Stepbrothers.

Alison said...

I just want my iPhone 4. I cannot find one anywhere and HELLO my birthday was 8 days ago. No fair!

Kathy said...

I want her to have them all!!) There are tons of home improvement stuff I would like to do, like expand the back deck, put in hard wood floors and get built-in bookshelves. Also, I would like a gift of enough money to pay off the house and my student loans, thanx for the post.

Carry said...

d. I want a huge blow up ball pit for fat bitches like me to jump in. I want lobster EVERYDAY. with butter. I want cool ass neighbors, which I do not have. I want my Dad to stop smoking. I want Ryan to GROW UP and outgrow the 17 year old I am almost 18 year old brain. I want someone to pay off my ridicule SUV car payment. I want a Slurpee. I want Christmas everyday.