because when we were shopping for father's day cards today..
i spotted this card -
and said to boyfriend.. "it would be really funny if you bought a card with a black dad and a black kid for your dad..." cause you know, clearly my husband is not black. and either is his dad.
he glanced at it and said "that's perfect.. grab it!!"
and then i said, "oh my gosh, you're totally going to write something about obama on it aren't you???"
and he goes, "no, i'm going to write something about my enormous penis size on it."
and that my friends... is why i love him.