while everyone is caught up in the drama that has become the blog with integrity badge /pledge.. we (and by we, i mean people who love freedom and all it stands for) bring you something new to believe in-
if you believe and wear no other badge on your blog for all of eternity, this is the badge that will make or break you. this is the badge that will send you to blogher with a lifetime of free passes. this badge will make canon and nikon take notice and not only send you thousands of dollars worth of free camera's and lenses.... it's what made them stop hating babies and start hating something new! this badge people.. THIS MOVEMENT.. it's saving the world.
i present you:
EAT KITTENS FRIDAY!!!!!
even the kitten is happy! it's wearing a party hat. it wouldn't be wearing a party hat if it was sad, dur.
this twitter movement is taking over the blogosphere! it seems that everyone can see the importance of eating kittens! anissa knows. hell, she practically started this whole movement (and created the badge above). but don't get mad at her people.. don't get mad at anyone. it's what needs to be done. kittens are happy they are a part of keeping america safe. they want to be part of the solution. they understand that if you aren't with us, you're most likely a terrorist and hate everything we stand for and believe in. eating kittens is about believing in our country and our countrymen. eating kittens cures incurable diseases. it makes normally mean people happy. it makes you more likeable! your blog more popular! eating kittens isn't just a movement, it's a statement! that you believe... in what's right!
listen, if kittens weren't made to be eaten, would they taste like chicken? no. but they do. and would they go so well with virtually anything? no. but they do. it's like they were made to be on our kitchen tables! kitten kabobs.. kittens and beer.. kit'n caboodle.. chocolate covered kittens.. kitten chow mein.. kittens on a stick.. sweet & sour kittehs.. honey dipped kittens.. the possibilities are endless! (recipe book coming soon)
i know some of you are freaking out and you probably think we're monsters and your kids are probably crying, but really- if we were monsters, we would eat the kittehs everday! but we don't! we only eat them on fridays! we're socially conscious about our kitten eating movement. we realize this is a new concept to some people, so we're giving you time to stop being a nazi and get on board america's kitteh train. it's not like we're telling you to eat your own kitten... go eat your neighbors!
join us in eating kittens friday! put your twitter name in the comments section of this post!!
eating kittens.. it's just the right thing to do. nom nom nom.