Sunday, August 30, 2009

how i almost died at taco bell last night

did you know that when you tow a boat behind your truck taco bell will open their doors for you late at night and give you free food & drinks because your truck and the boat won't maneveur through their drive thru??? but they'll do this only after the person you're with BEATS and POUNDS on their door like a fucking crazy person. taco bell workers live dangerously people.

when they open the closed lobby doors for you to come inside, you'll suddenly hear car doors shut behind you. you'll turn around and see 2 scary looking guys practically running at you.

you'll want to scream, but you you won't.

you'll just make sure the store doors close AND lock behind you so they can't come in. then you'll run to the counter only to suddenly hear the men's voices coming from right behind you. you'll turn and look and you'll see that the 2 scary guys from outside are now inside with you. and you'll wonder how the fuck they got in... and your brain will start to think about where to hide when they pull the gun and rob the place (and shoot it up of course). you'll finally make out that the words they are saying are "HEY, THE LOBBY'S CLOSED YOU HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE! YOU NEED TO LEAVE!!".. and you realize they're talking to you. or about you. or at you. and they keep repeating it until the chick who let you in in the first place tells the scary fuckers that it's okay and they can go.

you'll find out that the scaries are the nighttime security guards that stake out the parking lot to make sure the place doesn't get robbed. you realize it would have been nice to know that before almost having a heart attack!

13 comments:

texas math said...

Ha...having worked in fast food before, I've actually seen this scenario and the "I might shit my pants" look on the unsuspecting customer.

Gets the blood flowing huh?

Katie said...

What ghetto security guards haha.


Nice to meet you at Coach today!!! I hope you enjoy your bags :)

Patois said...

Hahahaha. I don't know if I'd have been able to eat after that.

russ said...

Taco Bell is not worth the pain.

Chris O said...

you live in california and the best you can do is Taco Bell?

rent-a-cops always scare me.

jennster said...

omg, i LOVE taco bell! keeping it real! lol

Annie said...

that would have me shaking in my shoes ;)
i don't know if i could've eaten after that!

Grand Pooba said...

For real? Security gaurds at taco bell?

I sure am glad you survived!

norcalgirl28 said...

You're killing me!!! I guess because I can imagine the look on your face and your "Oh my God what do I do?" look when your eyes get all wide and you start looking around and you probably grabbed Point's shoulder until it bruised. Am I close?

Kelly @ The Miller Mix said...

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Casey said...

AHHHHHHHHHHH. You had me scared. Well, I guess I didn't think it through to the end where you lived to blog about it. That's scary though.. funny that you slammed the doors on the guys though.

Lara said...

Greatest post title ever. That's all I have to say.

toots like foots said...

i have an overwhelming urge to pat your head