did you know that when you tow a boat behind your truck taco bell will open their doors for you late at night and give you free food & drinks because your truck and the boat won't maneveur through their drive thru??? but they'll do this only after the person you're with BEATS and POUNDS on their door like a fucking crazy person. taco bell workers live dangerously people.
when they open the closed lobby doors for you to come inside, you'll suddenly hear car doors shut behind you. you'll turn around and see 2 scary looking guys practically running at you.
you'll want to scream, but you you won't.
you'll just make sure the store doors close AND lock behind you so they can't come in. then you'll run to the counter only to suddenly hear the men's voices coming from right behind you. you'll turn and look and you'll see that the 2 scary guys from outside are now inside with you. and you'll wonder how the fuck they got in... and your brain will start to think about where to hide when they pull the gun and rob the place (and shoot it up of course). you'll finally make out that the words they are saying are "HEY, THE LOBBY'S CLOSED YOU HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE! YOU NEED TO LEAVE!!".. and you realize they're talking to you. or about you. or at you. and they keep repeating it until the chick who let you in in the first place tells the scary fuckers that it's okay and they can go.
you'll find out that the scaries are the nighttime security guards that stake out the parking lot to make sure the place doesn't get robbed. you realize it would have been nice to know that before almost having a heart attack!