Monday, July 06, 2009

proof that i'm crazy while sleeping

listen to this fucked up dream i had the other night. i am a crazy bitch. i mean, literally.

so boyfriend and i are at some random house and the freaking guy from twilight is there and apparently i'm going to be having sex with him. there's a bedroom with 2 beds in it and we're going in there, and boyfriend is going to sleep in the other bed. and i'm complaining telling them that i'm not going to fuck this guy if boyfriend is sitting right next to me the whole time.. that's messed up... he should at least go in the OTHER room and leave me alone!

well then i had to go take buffy (yes, the vampire slayer) to her friends house so that boyfriend could sleep in her room and that ended up taking all night. i was driving back FINALLY getting to screw this guy when the sun was coming up. well boyfriend meets me outside and is talking about how he thinks he had an affair. i was like "what do you mean you THINK you had an affair?!?!" and i was losing my shit. he said it wasn't physical at all, but he would talk to this chick for hours... basically some sort of emotional bullshit. but he was telling me that it wasn't even about him- he would listen to her all the time... and now she was going crazy saying that she was going to tell me all about her and whatever. so i asked how old she was. and he said "19." and i was like "WELL OF COURSE SHE IS GOING TO GO CRAZY! SHE IS A STUPID 19 YEAR OLD GIRL!!! SHE IS PROBABLY IN LOVE WITH YOU AND THINKS YOU TOTALLY LED HER ON AND SHE PROBABLY WANTS YOU TO SPLIT UP WITH ME SO YOU GUYS CAN BE TOGETHER!! YOU ARE SO STUPID! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS WITH SOMEONE SO YOUNG AND STUPID?!?!?"

and i was pissed.off.

HA! i love how boyfriend is the devil in this, and my fucking some other guy (which never ended up happening) is totally fine and normal.

what crazy dreams do you have?!

8 comments:

Becky said...

what was up in the universe last night because i had like 3 crazy dreams that were so detailed and insane in ONE night!

Anonymous said...

I LOVE THIS BECAUSE IT DIDN'T HAPPEN TO ME! LOL

Twenty Four At Heart said...

You crack my shit up! : )

NGS said...

There is some tension between my husband and his brother-in-law (the husband of his sister). We spent some time talking about how my husband needs to deal yesterday. And last night I dreamed my husband was sitting around the kitchen table at his parents' house with a whole lot of family member when my BIL leaned over to show my husband something and my husband punched my BIL.

I woke, screaming at my husband. For something he did in a dream. I am awesome like that.

TwoBusy said...

The headache that Transformers 2 gave you? That's what your dream just gave me.

Anne said...

I have crazy dreams all the time - that I'm 9 year old twin boys that can time travel, that I have to sacrifice myself to my biology teacher / devil in order to keep the planet alive, that I visited a house that floated on the ocean.... and I never know what they mean!

becca said...

Holy shit!! That is freaking crazy! And so detailed. Lol I have had sooooo many weird dreams, I need to do a post about them too!

Andie said...

I rarely ever remember my crazy dreams. I know I had one last night, but I can't remember it!