i'm asking here because um...
can i please tell you what else my kid does with his cell phone?! he will take pictures of things around the house that he wants to eat and send them to me. and if i take to long to write him back, he will text me with "yes or no?" so i'll be working, and then i'll get a freaking picture with a girl in pigtails smiling and laughing... and i'll have to decipher just what the hell that picture is even of! (have i mentioned that the camera on that cell is broken so all the pictures are blurry and blobby? well they are.) back to the girl in pigtails.... is that his new girlfriend? some girl in a magazine? what the hell is that? oh, it's the chick on the thin mint box!!! of course. how stupid of me.
the latest? calling his cousin... my 19 year old niece... and telling her that our 10 year old neighbor likes her and wants to meet her. you heard me. LIKES HER AND WANTS TO MEET HER!!! to which my niece is like "blake, that's weird." and blake tells her "do you want to see a picture of him???" which of course he is going to take with his blurry, broken cell phone camera. and she tells him no, she doesn't... but he does it anyway. and she forwards it to me.. and omg, i'm dying laughing because not only does the 10 year old pose for the picture, but he makes like a stupid face where he's rolling his blurry eyes and his mouth is all jacked up. and i don't know how he thinks he's impressing the ladies by making that face, but anyway..
what the hell is wrong with my kid?!?!?!