Wednesday, May 20, 2009

what am i raising? no seriously

i'm asking here because um...

can i please tell you what else my kid does with his cell phone?! he will take pictures of things around the house that he wants to eat and send them to me. and if i take to long to write him back, he will text me with "yes or no?" so i'll be working, and then i'll get a freaking picture with a girl in pigtails smiling and laughing... and i'll have to decipher just what the hell that picture is even of! (have i mentioned that the camera on that cell is broken so all the pictures are blurry and blobby? well they are.) back to the girl in pigtails.... is that his new girlfriend? some girl in a magazine? what the hell is that? oh, it's the chick on the thin mint box!!! of course. how stupid of me.


the latest? calling his cousin... my 19 year old niece... and telling her that our 10 year old neighbor likes her and wants to meet her. you heard me. LIKES HER AND WANTS TO MEET HER!!! to which my niece is like "blake, that's weird." and blake tells her "do you want to see a picture of him???" which of course he is going to take with his blurry, broken cell phone camera. and she tells him no, she doesn't... but he does it anyway. and she forwards it to me.. and omg, i'm dying laughing because not only does the 10 year old pose for the picture, but he makes like a stupid face where he's rolling his blurry eyes and his mouth is all jacked up. and i don't know how he thinks he's impressing the ladies by making that face, but anyway..


what the hell is wrong with my kid?!?!?!

8 comments:

Becky said...

omg. lol. there are no words.

Anonymous said...

You are raising a funny boy with funny friends.

Peggy said...

He's TEN!! :)
Enjoy!

Twenty Four At Heart said...

He's a boy. That's all the explanation you need!

Wow, that was awkward said...

Dude. I can call you dude, can't I? You know who the number one influence is on the kiddies, don't ya?

veep veep said...

loves it and as long as he doesnt send me a photo of some cupcakes we're good.

Meg said...

There's nothing wrong with him...he's a BOY. And a funny one, at that. Gee, I wonder where he gets it?

I kind of want to send you picture messages of things I want to eat now.

corrin said...

My cousin Mitchell is 13 and as soon as he got his cell phone the text messages began. All they usually say is "yo", "hey", or "sup."

He's a boy of few words.