Friday, May 08, 2009

this is what happens

when you're driving and you want to pour some liquid out of your car.... and you just want said liquid to spill onto the ground, but you're obviously driving way too fast for that. cause what happened when you poured? oh, it blew in the air and landed ALL OVER the side of your car. you know, instead of on the ground like you had intended. but really, it's your own fault cause you should have known better. i mean, who throws liquid out of the car when they're driving fast?!??! an idiot, that's who.

uh oh.. poor sam

15 comments:

Angelika said...

Ha!

Kristabella said...

This also happens if your friend pukes out your car window while you're driving over the San Mateo bridge.

Anonymous said...

Good. God. Almighty.

Judy said...

When I was a kid and rode the school bus, our driver chewed tobacco and would spit the juice out the window. Guess why no one ever wanted to sit on his side of the bus in warm weather?

Anonymous said...

You ugly ass piece of shit.

jennster said...

anon.. go choke on a dick

Anonymous said...

Jennster. You go choke on a dick.

Anonymous said...

Make your next blog better. (No, I'm not being a bitch by saying that. I really mean make it better; by saying what you want to say and not what you think you're "supposed" to say.)

Anonymous said...

Do you love sweet and ready?

jennster said...

first anon..... it is much more effective when you come up with your own lines. more fun for me.

second anon.... don't think you are a bitch at all, just think that you are definitely giving your advice to the wrong person. have you ever read this blog before? I mean really

Anonymous said...

More fun for you? I love that.

second anon.... don't think you are a bitch at all, just think that you are definitely giving your advice to the wrong person. have you ever read this blog before? I mean really

I love you.

Krystyn said...

Oh, that's totally never happened to me...and it certainly wasn't old milk, either.

Anonymous said...

Fat and ugly.

norcalgirl28 said...

Poor Sam....
and as for that other shit in the comment section...you are a much bigger person than me because I would have blocked so damn fast it wouldn't have been funny. Some people have truly WAY too much time on their hands!!!!

Anonymous said...

You. Tell You. The Truth. About you-self.