about the fact that we left the house at 6am on saturday and got home around 8pm last night.
i'd like to tell you all about the baseball tournament we were at and the babes i hung out with, and the boobs i saw. i'd like to tell you all about the one guy who tried to be super sly and check out the booty when i passed him, but instead, i just stopped walking and struck a pose and then called him out on it.
i'd like to tell you that my car tried to break down on our drive home, but we didn't let it. instead, we made him nap. and then we made someone carry him home.
i'd like to tell you all about it, but i'm busy! so i can't.