Tuesday, March 31, 2009

don't be the stupid girl at the bar

this past weekend boyfriend and i went out with our new best friend. we went to a local bar where we of course ran into about 300 thousand people that boyfriend went to high school with. is it just me, or is that shit fucking annoying? i seriously hate it. doesn't anyone freaking MOVE?!?!?! in all honesty though, if we were in my hometown, the same thing would happen. that doesn't make it any less annoying (or maybe it would because they would be my friends and i'm a hypocritical bitch sometimes?) moving on....

there was this potentially really cute girl at the bar. i say potentially cause i am 99.9% positive that she injected collagen into her lips, so then i kind of couldn't stop staring at her face because it was like this mash up of weirdness on what was supposed to be cuteness. public service announcement to all, already really cute women: don't inject shit into your lips when your face is already perfectly fine. because all that stuff in your mouth is going to do is make your entire face look all out of wack and people will stare at you, not because you're cute, but because they're trying to figure out why the hell you look so fucking odd.

so weird face came up to the 3 of us and asked if we had seen her passport. she lost it and was totally freaking out. well the guys wanted to fuck with her, so they started asking her questions like "what does it look like?" and "what language is it in?" ha! so then either boyfriend or new best friend asked her what country the passport was from. like, what was the country of issue. to which she went off on some freaking tirade and said things like, "it is from the united states of fucking america! what do you think? i am WHITE! do you see me? i am white! hello! white people are from the fucking united states! DUR!!!"

we were all dying. so then we started naming all the other countries where she could be from and you know..... still be white. we're not sure she got it because she still ranted on about her passport being from the US, and her being white.. and apparently we hold the corner on white people.

so what have we learned today?

15 comments:

Meg said...

Sadly, it's not limited to bars. But that title made me think of an episode of How I Met Your Mother when they all got pissed at the "woo girls". Stupid people abound, especially when they are drinking.

Peggy said...

Hahaha! What a moron! I love that you guys messed with her...could totally hang with you. Even though I am nice, very nice...not the kind of person who would mess with anyone..nope not me!

Andria and Co. said...

Well, we learned that she's a fucktard, who must have been taught at a young age that "white is right, black is wack." I grew up in a racist town, and I moved waaaay far away from there ASAP.

Sarah @ BecomingSarah.com said...

I'm with Meg. Sadly, stupidity is not limited to bars. WISH IT WERE. Really wish I could keep stupidity off the roads when I'm driving. Sigh.

Twenty Four At Heart said...

We've learned weird face isn't very intelligent. And it sounds like her lips belong in Orange County. I'm so tired of these women with their lips flapping in the wind.

Tuesday Girl said...

If only her brain were as big as her lips........

point45 said...

Andria im pretty sure it wasnt a racist vibe. she was just an idiot. drunk......and oh yea an idiot.

Anissa Mayhew said...

Errrr....I think I lost my country! Can you please have dumbass direct me to where the other slightly yellow-y people hang?

Jerseygirl89 said...

I was slightly afraid to read this, as I have been very drunk in a lot bars, but at least I have never been this girl.

Thank god.

Parp said...

My question.....why did she have her US passport out at a bar in the US???? was her normal ID not good enough???? [ok so thinking of reasons of losing ID and therefore needing passport...and she seems like she could be that stupid....but STILL!!] Really, only OK reason to lose your passport at a bar is if it is the only valid form of ID that bar will accept.....don't worry I have never been that girl, but since I have been residing in another 'white' country, and didn't have a valid local ID for some time and needed to carry my passport around, I did have that fear of turning into that girl...not the drunken-ness.....just the lost passport-ness.....Ok i'm stoping....she's stupid and racisit...end of story

jennster said...

she wasn't mean spirited in her tirade about being white.. she was just genuinely stupid. think jessica simpson. lol

Anonymous said...

So many questions. I mean, first - I wonder which bar you were at. Because the good one that we all used to go to isn't there anymore.

Then I wonder if it was one of the others that I never went to... but why the passport? Was she trying to appear cultural?

And then I wonder where her passport ended up? I mean, really, is it still out there somewhere?

Anne

jennster said...

A- it was actually in p-town where all your crazy high school friends were. probably cause it's more fun there and still close. :)

apparently she gave her 20 year old friend her drivers license, so she used (and then lost) her passport. from the united states of fucking america, bitch!!! haha

SUEB0B said...

1. You are so right on the lip thing. Has it EVER made anyone look better? There is only 1 Angelina Jolie, people. That's why she is a bazillionaire.

2. The only white people in the world come from America? This is going to come as a horrible shock to about 80 other countries. Maybe we can call all the other pale people in the world "pink" or "ecru" to differentiate.

Scum said...

I'm from Canada, I just learned that I'm not actually white, but some other colour yet to be determined.