Thursday, January 22, 2009

why it's important to check your childs homework

homework turned in:

pole dancer

the letter that followed:


Dear Mrs. Boddel,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told Sarah how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had. Then I found one more in the back room, and several people were fighting over who would get it.

Sarah's picture does NOT show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly,

Sincerely,
Mrs. Inkeles




ps- just to clarify... this is not a personal jennster story.... only cause i don't work for home depot and i would totally dance on poles.

7 comments:

Heinous said...

Sure, sure... Nice cover Mrs. Boddel. We'll just hope Mr. Boddel buys it too and never asks about the new pearls.

Self-Proclaimed Supermom said...

OMG that is frigin HILARIOUS!!

Kristabella said...

That is too funny!

Once I read the shovel story, I totally saw it as a shovel.

Drug Testing said...

My mind must be completely clean because I see a shovel there.

=)

Michelle Lamar said...

OMG, I love it! This is so funny, miss you girlllllll.

Mermaldad said...

Wait, where's the shovel? Is it behind the stripper pole? I just don't see it... :-)

Lisa said...

As an ex dancer ..this one will be passed along to my ex co workers now with kids (like me) for sure! Thanks a bunch!