so last night we went to dinner at the in-laws place. we means myself, boyfriend and the spawn of satan- aka, blake. my mother in law always makes these super cute placecards for every holiday type meal we do at their house. she just writes our names on the cards, nothing fancy or anything, but still totally her.
well we're all sitting in our respective places when blake says out of nowhere (and i mean, we've already eaten half our dinner, the name card has been sitting there for him to see and acknowledge for at least half an hour..)
"who wrote my name on this?"
now i'm just assuming he wants to know who wrote his name, right? i have no idea where the kid is going with this.
boyfriend's mom tells him that she wrote it, to which spawn of satan (sos) responds with, "it looks just like my writing."
okkkkkk... whatever. but he doesn't stop. he then follows up with, "it's really sloppy."
of course we all started busting up laughing, but i was horrified and probably beat fucking red.
and blake was like "what? it is."
omg, someone make this kid STOP talking!!
i made blake apologize for being so rude and i tried to explain to him on the way home that there are things we think in our heads, but don't say out loud. i'm not sure he got the concept.
please please tell me that this is just normal 10 year old behavior and i'm raising a total heathen. cause i'm seriously questioning my parenting abilities here.