Sunday, November 23, 2008

even though twilight the movie

sucked so badly it hurt me inside (i'm still reeling from the disappointment of it all)...

this right here (reasons why you shouldn't let your girlfriend read twilight) made me laugh and attempted to heal the hurt within my heart. with things like:

"He's not a vague wuss"

She will fall hopelessly in love with him. Call it what you want, but girls everywhere are getting tangled up in Edward’s perfect web. With lines like “You are my life now” and “And so the lion fell in love with the lamb,” Edward is stealing your girlfriend’s heart. He is charming, mysterious, devoted and sexy. What more could a girl want in a vampire? More importantly, what more will she want from YOU?
*swoooooooooon*

i still am a fan of the terribly cheesy books. i just wish the movie didn't almost ruin it all.

*le sigh*

off to the grosh and to attempt to find jeans that fit the largeness that is my ass.

6 comments:

Alison said...

Holy crow, I am obsessed with Edward Cullen. I am in love with a fictional vampire. :)

Alison said...

Okay wait. That last line makes it sound like not all vampires are fictional. Anyway, you get my drift, right?

Kristabella said...

OK, I saw it yesterday and I didn't think it was that bad. I think your expectations were too high. How could you think it could be bad with EDWARD? Robert Pattison is SO EDWARD! I am so obsessively in love with a fictional vampire and the actor who plays him! Rawr!

Chrissie said...

That website is brilliant. Sending to my boyfriend now.

Chrissie said...

That website is brilliant. Sending to my boyfriend now.

Joe said...

So the key here is to keep her from the books and to steal his best lines for my personal use.

Got it.