Monday, November 03, 2008

answering those hard hitting questions

ha! you've waited... and been so patient.. the time has finally arrived.. MY ANSWERS!!! :) first, thank you guys for pretending like you actually had things you wanted to know about me. and thanks again for being pains in the asses and never asking just one question, but many. you're the best. fuckers.

issa asked the following:
Are you going to BlogHer next year?
i dunno. cause where is it going to be? and i'm honestly not sure i care enough to go, depending on how far away it is from casa de la ster. i don't mean that to sound rude at all, it's just that if it's super far away and would cost a shitload of money, there are other "vacations" i'd like to take instead. especially if i can only take 1. know what i mean?

Do you know where it's going to be? Cause if I'm really going to go, I have to start planning this shit now.
didn't you read the answer above?! i don't know where it's going to be dammit! LOL

When are you and boyfriend going to start procreating? Inquiring minds want to know.
as soon as random people start sending me thousands of dollars a month just for fun. that's about the only way we could afford another kid. ouch.

heinous asked:
Are you doing the 'sexy I've-got-my-mouth-partially-open look' in that pic?
anything sexy in regards to something that has to do with me is completely accidental and unintentional.

texas math wonders:
Now that I've started to read your blog on a more consistent basis again, can you talk more about the following subjects: sports, beer?
probably not. especially now that baseball is over. and i don't really talk beer, i just drink it.

If you could go back to one point in time, which would that be and why?
i'd go back into a past life of mine. oh yeah, you read that right. a past life. i'd want to see who was around me and verify a few things. lol

Do you have coworkers that never remember meeting times, so that you show up on time,and they are at least 30 minutes late, if they show up at all? (Or subsequently, are you that person?
ha! i'm not that person, nor do i have co-workers like that anymore. when i worked at disney, i did!!! but he was big wig, so it was ok for him to be late. or not show up.

(I've asked this of Becky but I'll ask you too, great timing.) What kind of f'n camera should I get Allie?
a canon, dur. and do you want to get her a point and shoot, or a dslr? i have the canon rebel xti and i LOVE and HIGHLY recommend it. cause it's awesome- like me.

Can you describe your all time funniest moment in a movie (not to be confused with funniest movie...but a single moment in a movie)?
no.

Do you think you'll ever live in Southern Calif. again?
yes!!!!! absolutley!!!! without a doubt!! i MUST live in southern california again, or my soul will perish. i know that sounds extreme, but let me just put it out there- if 10 years from now i am still living in northern california (and have never moved back to so cal), just know that i am dying on the inside... that i am probably so sad at the very core of my being that you may not even recognize me anymore. i have to move back there. i have to live there again. it's a must.

Do you realize how ridiculous some travel baseball parents can get?
i think i am that parent. HA! kidding. we've been fortunate to have pretty amazing parents on our team with us. i love them. they're awesome.

What's your favorite new blog you've just recently discovered? (Yeah, you're supposed to answer that it's mine and if not, then just don't answer this one, K??) :)
oh yeah, yours of course! i love your blog! i also have to give daddy dan some props, because he did a feature where he interviewed bloggers and 95% of them, i had never heard of before. he has some GREAT bloggers out there that he reads, so i loved that he did that! it was awesome! but don't worry, you're still the best. (don't tell black hockey jesus, he's so sensitive)

the stiletto mom wants to know:
What is your pet peeve and why? And who does it the most to you/around you?
fuck, i don't know. things gross me out more than being pet peevy i think. like i hate hate hate when people put their gross disgusting bare fucking feet on the dashboard of cars. omg, HATE it. it grosses me the hell out. the people who do it the most? random strangers i don't know but are forced to see on the freeway. EWWWWWW

cole is inquiring:
Everybody's got a hidden talent. What's yours?
really? everyone has a hidden talent?!?!! how come no one ever tells me anything?! and even more horrifying, how come no one gave me one?!?!?!? i don't think i have a hidden talent. for reals. all my talents are too awesome to hide.

chris o has got to know:
Why does sour cream have an expiration date? Isn't it already expired, hence the name? Do you ever think about cheese?
cause sour cream can get even MORE expired. and then you'll get sick. and puke. and possibly die. see, i just saved your life. always heed the expiration date on already expired products.
i think about cheese a lot. i love cheese. i want it on everything (except my ass).

anissa mayhew asked:
How do you feel about mimes? Legitimate artists or freaks just begging for a beating?
i've never thought about mimes before. but now that you're asking, i think they are just begging to get the shit beat out of them. multiple times. i mean, really.

JILL (who is awesome and sends me amazing emails) posted:
Are you ever going back to blog talk radio. this would be a great topic on their (Ask Jennster)
i don't think that i'll be going back anytime soon, if ever. it's too time consuming and i don't have enough time as it is. i mean, if i could have my show during work hours, that would be one thing- but since i have to try to fit it in when i get home at night, i just can't do it. i like my kid more than i like BTR, so he wins.

How are the projects going on the house and when is the first party? This includes the yards since we have NO PICTURES!!
omg, the house is never-fucking-ending. i haven't posted pics in forever because i haven't taken pics in forever. i forget that people care. or pretend to care. shit. i'll take pics of the backyard cause that is the current project. everything is OUT- boyfriend tore shit up- and now it's muddy and trying to grow grass. but it's mostly just muddy. first party? man. the rate we're going, boyfriends birthday will be our first party. we suck.

How many things do you think about on the way to work, like how subjects does your mind touch on (someone asked me that this week and it fucked up my whole morning trying to think and write it down)
i think that my commutes to and from work are the 2 times during the day when i have the most thoughts.... so many things run through my mind in a really calm and cohesive manner. but then i get to work, or i get home- and all those thoughts scatter and are gone!

neurotic grad student asked:
If someone gave you $25,000 and you had to donate it to a charity (or combination of charities) where would the money go and why?
i really like this question- i think mostly because i can talk about an organization that NO ONE seems to talk about ever. i would donate $20,000 of it to the texas equusearch. they are the organization that comes together and looks for lost and missing people. when natalee holloway went missing, they went into aruba to try to find her. so many people go missing, and they do nothing but help. i love this organization and wish they got more recognition for the good that they do.
i would take the last $5000 and donate it to the surfrider foundation. it started in malibu and i remember when it was nowhere else but there. it's dedicated to the protection and enjoyment of our world’s oceans, waves and beaches. :)

point45 (aka boyfriend) asks a life or death question:
if your husband got a disease where he would die if he did not receive oral services until completion every day for the rest of his life...........

how long until he would be dead?
listen, i'll make sure to dress you hot for your funeral. at least we'll be able to have an open casket, right? and what a bitch that eulogy is going to be. i mean, really? how can i sit up there and talk about how much i liked you and stuff, when i'm the one responsible for your croakage? this is going to be a sticky one...... or not. har

kristabella (who was one of the most awesome chicks of b'her 08) asks:
Why does your blog address have 3 N's in Jennster?
cause some stupid bitch had jennster with 2 n's- in a blog she doesn't update. and i tried to contact her to get her to dump it so i could have it, but there was no email address and no way to contact her and so I HAVE TO HAVE 3 N'S, when everyone in the free world knows that i am JENNSTER WITH 2 N's!!!! *ahem*

What is your favorite kind of cheese?
yellow.

What is your favorite outfit from 8th grade?
i think i still dress the way i dressed in 8th grade. so um, jeans and tank tops. thanks for reminding me just how uncool i truly am.

joe wants to know:
How do we know that the top of your head didn't explode?!?
this is one of those times when i'm going to ask you to just trust me. k? k.

a cowboy's wife (another awesome b'her 08'er) ghetto fabulously asks:
I'd like to know where you get that booty from and how you can hook me up with some booty of my own?
this booty is yet to be sold in retail stores, or online anywhere! i'm hoping to one day be able to market said fabulous ass, but as of yet, you'll just have to dream and put it on your christmas list! (or eat lots of junk food)

the wind in your vagina (best blog name ever) keeps it real by asking:
If you could share 30 beers with any blogger, who would it be?
is this a trick question? i mean, is it 30 beers in one night? cause if it is, i wouldn't remember ANYTHING, so i wouldn't care who i drank them with- you know, being passed out and practically dead on the street can be done with any random blogger. but what if it was a beer a night, for 30 nights? then i'd have to actually like the person and want to spend that kind of time with them. you're a tricky one, bhj.

andie keeps it southern by asking:
what's your favorite thing about New Orleans?
i love love love the history of the place! new orleans was one of the neatest cities i've ever been too- and i ended up being there on my trip alone!! i loved the history walks i took, the cemetary tours, the garden district tour... the houses there are amazing- the history of the homes, and how they got the iron for their gates shipped to them from overseas. i just love the feel of new orleans... the witchcraft, the voodoo, the FOOD!!! hands down the best food i've ever had was in nawlins. :)

Are you planning on coming back?
i would totally come back. i'd actually like to come back, but it's not on an upcoming trip list.

What would be your last meal?
like if i was in jail and getting sent to the chair?! that kinda last meal? lol.. something fatty and italian most likely. super cheesy with something super chocolately to die from.

and finally, my good friend (in real life) megaland wants to know:
ummm...are you answering these privately? and if so...why??!
no bitch, i'm not. so suck it.

13 comments:

A Cowboy's Wife said...

GAWD..You're freakin' hilarious!!!! Ic can't wait to see you again:)

Jill said...

I think there should be a thing like blogher and we could call it Jennnnnnnnnfest or something.

God Chris reminds me of my husband.

Third I didn't realize so many people have a cheese fetish!! LOL!

Twenty Four At Heart said...

Hilarious!! And hey - congratulations again!!

Alison said...

Jenn has a hidden talent called screeching. I kid you not, she screeches higher than Mariah Carey. Hooch, you must record it and put it on this here blog. :)

jennster said...

oh that is true ali.... i do have a screech only small animals can hear. lol

Daddy Dan said...

Jennster, thanks for naming me as your favorite new blog! Not to nitpick, but my website is at daddydan.net

If people follow the link you put in they're going to wind up as some stale-ass daddy dan posts from '07!

Thanks for singling me out! Smooch!

Karen Sugarpants said...

Fuck I love you.

Andie said...

I love all of your answers! fun! and I got to know you even better (in the blogger sense, of course)

If you do decide to come here, I'd be happy to show you around and give you a local's perspective!

Cole said...

SEE! I knew she had SOMETHING hidden in there. lol

Joe said...

Excellent questions (and answers), but I really have to admire how point 45 got directly to the heart of issues on every man's mind. I just may write him in for president when I vote later today.

Now where should I sent those thousands of dollars?

Issas Crazy World said...

You are so not helpful!!!!!!!! :)

point45 said...

joe we have to wait 8 years, im not 35 yet

Black Hockey Jesus said...

You complicated the issue. The answer was "black hockey jesus".