Saturday, October 04, 2008

what it's like in our bedroom

boyfriend: i'm so happy you don't piss me off.

me: huh? what are you talking about?

boyfriend: like i never get really mad at you. you don't do shit that makes me mad, you know.?

me: oh. well i'll definitely try harder then.

boyfriend: *insert a ridiculous amount of super sweet and thoughtful compliments here*

me: you just want a blow job don't you?

13 comments:

Heinous said...

Is the answer to the last question ever, "No?"

Don Mills Diva said...

Yup, he totally does.

jenboglass said...

I'm pretty sure that's a question you never need to ask. I'm glad you called him on it, sister. Men aren't complicated creatures at all. It's either food, sex or cars with them. If they're lucky, sometimes it's all three.

jill said...

Husband calls it "inspired incentive"

SUEB0B said...

"You just want a blow job, don't you?" is a question with only one answer.

Smug said...

I am happy to know that my husband and I aren't the only ones to have this particular conversation!

And yes, he wants a blow job!

Daddy Dan said...

And did it work?

Andie said...

mwhahahaahha that totally sounds like a conversation between hubby and me. LOL

Ellie said...

"I'm so happy you don't piss me off." I like that. I'm totally going to use that.

Issas Crazy World said...

See the problem is that we can always see right though them. Silly boys.

Kristabella said...

He knows you so well. Just how easy you really are! HA!

Kristin said...

Always.

Anissa Mayhew said...

Fellatio motivation, ur doin it right.