Wednesday, October 15, 2008

the post where boyfriend wins

last night in bed boyfriend was like "you don't blog about me anymore.." or something like that. which of course made the song "you don't sing me luuuuuuv songs.. aneeeeeee mooooooore.." pop into my head. so then i sang it out loud to boyfriend but i changed the lyrics a bit to be more, you know, appropriate... "you don't write me blog posts.... aneeee mooooooore.."

so then i asked him what the hell he's done lately that i should be blogging about? and he responded with "i dunno." great. great blog fodder buddy. i think he wants me to tell you all that for the past 5 days he has been ripping apart the backyard. cause he has. and he rented an excavator. which is not to be confused with an escalator, cause heaven forbid you wear pants too long and you stay on that thing all the way to the tippy top and then you don't step up and your pant leg gets caught in the escalator re-router part thingy and you die. right, he didn't rent one of those. he rented an excavator. and he's been excavating things left and right. he looks hot (and funny) on the stupid thing. so there. now i've told you what he's been doing. and i think that's all he wanted. recognition for doing manly work? but really, what's the point when you don't have pictures? am i right? of course i'm right. so there are no pictures to go with this post about how manly and excavatey boyfriend is. this post is already loading up to be quite the winner.

so boyfriend wins. here is a post about him. i hope he's happy. maybe if he started showering me with diamonds, or bought me really extravagant things, i could braggily post about them on this here blog. but that would be obnoxious, no? yeah. it would. and he's really not the type to do that kinda shit. and maybe i'm really not the type to want that kinda stuff. ha. who am i fooling?

i'm done now. gratuitous boyfriend blog post is now officially over. commence normal, more entertaining life now. thanks.

15 comments:

Cole said...

Ha! My husband brought the excavator home from work a little bit ago, and the first thing he said was "GET YOUR CAMERA!" He already had it all planned out. LOL

Jill said...

You mention him all the time. Maybe not a complete post but yeah you guys do need to blog more about thehouse. You have a brand new camera and 16 little pictures of the house during and after. So lets get with it Jenn......lol!

Twenty Four At Heart said...

Why is it that all sorts of sexual excavator jokes keeping popping into my head? Hmmm. Maybe because I just finished my post for tomorrow (Thursday). It won't be up till after midnight but it's about faking orgasms. Yes, it really is. And since I have been writing it I have sex on the brain and that must be why I keep thinking of excavator jokes? OK, I think I'm done now. Excuse my gutter brain!

Heinous said...

So if you run in and tell him you don't want any diamonds, he should go get you some right?

Heinous said...

grrr..I meant of course that he doesn't get you diamonds anymore. No more drunkmenting...

Daddy Dan said...

He's out in the backyard excavating shit for 5 days??? Damn right he deserves a lengthy blog post full of gratitude.

You had a blog post about you scrubbing two little stains out of your carpet with the WD-40 scrub, right?

Jeez, Jennster!

Am I doing okay? said...

Did he get you the bike?

Angelika said...

I still find it amusing that you call your husband "boyfriend". :-)

Issas Crazy World said...

You guys are too dam funny.

I will say though, he could start blogging again. I mean he does have hands, right? :)

Kristin said...

LOL... poor bf, just wookin' por nub...

sorry, I was watching The Best of Eddie Murphy...

point45 said...

actually izzy i sanded of the tip of my finger at work. so typing is a mo-fo.

Becky said...

lol matt reads my blog too everyday and never comments. he's never mentioned me not blogging about him but probably cuz that never happens lol wonder if he'd notice if i stopped....

eoin said...

what about the part where your husband asked my pansy ass to help him in the backyard? not so manly now buddy.

point45 said...

eoin, it was a test of manhood. you failed.

Andie said...

the only time I blog about my boyfriend (hub) is when he does something or says something lame or stupid. LOL

Like pee in the closet. That was a blog post a LOOOOONG time ago.

LOL

but yeah, I'm glad my hubby doesn't even care about my blog. It could get me in trouble!