Thursday, October 30, 2008

listen, i have a blog....

blake still does not know what he wants to be for halloween.
okay, he kind of wants to be a zombie. the day before halloween and i'm scrambling to find stupid ass makeup and gross things so he can look dead. just what i want to picture. my only child dressed up as a dead person.

moving on. keep those questions coming! i'll answer them soon! they are awesome and funny and you guys rock.

want to hear the random dream that i had last night? lindsay lohan was performing on a cruise that boyfriend and i were on. she was horrible and she was lip synching and even that was bad. so i walked out of her "performance" and she chased me and was like "my mom is my manager and she MADE me do this! they gave me $1 million dollars to perform and she signed me up, and then i can't say no. i have to do whatever deals she agrees too."

to which i responded with, "your mom is awful. wow, truly horrific and selfish and mean. listen, i know this is going to sound stupid and weird, but i have a blog. and i'll write about it on there. i know that sounds dumb, but i have thousands of readers so this will get the word out."

HA! THOUSANDS of readers my ass.
witch face bokeh

RIP sign

7 comments:

Heinous said...

You can count me twice if that will help you hit your thousands mark.

Johnny Cordova said...

Jenn, i'm afraid you rock. hard. i love the blog! very fun and clever... i soo love that in a blonde (smile). Keep up the excellent work, Happy Halloween, and stop by and say hello at CasanovaShrugged sometime. Cheers...

Twenty Four At Heart said...

That Lindsay bitch should lose her mom as a manager. And you misquoted becuz I heard you're reaching MILLIONS of people w/your blog. I'm only in the thousands myself - but I'm new. I'm so glad you like Starbucks and Target!! Do you like Amazon? Oops - did I just spoil tomorrow's surprise?
PS I wish I was rich cuz it's a lot of fun giving away crap!

Jenny said...

Who would have thought that Lohan's life would be saved through a blog? The power you have is truly amazing. I love the whole "listen, i have a blog . . . " line so much that I'm going to start to try working it into a conversation every day.

Joe said...

I'm off to spread the word. Between your thousands of readers and my reader we'll save her in no time!

Good luck on the costume.

Cole said...

Hey, if you're gonna dream - dream big! LOL Happy Halloween :) And count yourself lucky that you had the extra day. Because we had trick or treat last night.

Lisa said...

Count me twice, too!