blake still does not know what he wants to be for halloween.
okay, he kind of wants to be a zombie. the day before halloween and i'm scrambling to find stupid ass makeup and gross things so he can look dead. just what i want to picture. my only child dressed up as a dead person.
moving on. keep those questions coming! i'll answer them soon! they are awesome and funny and you guys rock.
want to hear the random dream that i had last night? lindsay lohan was performing on a cruise that boyfriend and i were on. she was horrible and she was lip synching and even that was bad. so i walked out of her "performance" and she chased me and was like "my mom is my manager and she MADE me do this! they gave me $1 million dollars to perform and she signed me up, and then i can't say no. i have to do whatever deals she agrees too."
to which i responded with, "your mom is awful. wow, truly horrific and selfish and mean. listen, i know this is going to sound stupid and weird, but i have a blog. and i'll write about it on there. i know that sounds dumb, but i have thousands of readers so this will get the word out."
HA! THOUSANDS of readers my ass.