Tuesday, September 02, 2008
what moms REALLY do at their sons baseball games
they catcall at the "hot" umpire the entire game. they scream things like "we love you gill".. and inquire as to whether or not their husbands would mind if they called them "gill" later that evening. then we take pictures with said umpire after the game. you know, to stroke his ego. then we find out he's our umpire the next day at our next game. then we get some REALLY good calls in our favor. so it pays to be nice to gill the umpire (even though i think the bartender steve could drop gill in one punch).
do you see now why i love these baseball tournaments?! i love these ladies!! not only are they hot, but they're fun and nice and smart and sexy and willing to do embarrassing things with me!!! even though the picture thing was totally their idea, they tried to wimp out in the end. our poor kids.