Tuesday, September 02, 2008

what moms REALLY do at their sons baseball games

moms on the prowl

they catcall at the "hot" umpire the entire game. they scream things like "we love you gill".. and inquire as to whether or not their husbands would mind if they called them "gill" later that evening. then we take pictures with said umpire after the game. you know, to stroke his ego. then we find out he's our umpire the next day at our next game. then we get some REALLY good calls in our favor. so it pays to be nice to gill the umpire (even though i think the bartender steve could drop gill in one punch).

do you see now why i love these baseball tournaments?! i love these ladies!! not only are they hot, but they're fun and nice and smart and sexy and willing to do embarrassing things with me!!! even though the picture thing was totally their idea, they tried to wimp out in the end. our poor kids.

hot moms

15 comments:

Sarah said...

Oh that is too funny!

Immoral Matriarch said...

Oh wow. He's hot. And I love that slutty open mouth you have in your photos. I saw it in an Angelina Jolie photo recently and was like 'oh look, she's doing the Jennster!'

Theresa said...

That Ump can ref me anytime....that didnt' come out as I thought it would. But, he's hot.

Ellie said...

I just hope there's something interesting in your water bottles...

Alison said...

Gill is pretty hot. At first I thought it was Ben Affleck. :)

Michelle said...

haha...I think your friends should be lucky to have you to spice things up a bit...and I agree with immoral matriarch..love the open mouth thing lol

Smug said...

Did you guys all plan to wear black and white?

Kristabella said...

Um, YUMMY!

Anissa Mayhew said...

For the love of joe...if our umpires in middle school had looked like that, I would probably still be playing. YUMMMM-E!

Heinous said...

We don't have umps like that around here. Perhaps that's why my wife pushes The Boy towards soccer.

Alison said...

I've been waiting...can you please give us a review of NKOTB's new CD? What are you waiting for?? And, what did you think of 90210? Looked like Shannen Doherty had a little junk in her trunk. :)

Ali said...

um. hello, hot!

The Milf said...

He can tie me to the backstop any day! good lord he is hot!!!

gorillabuns said...

GOOD GOD!!! I'd gladly steal a boy to act as my kid to get near him.

cat said...

I love that everyone has on a sweater except you----lmfao