Monday, August 18, 2008

she makes me want to physically harm my television

dude. i'll admit it. the hills is kind of awesome (even if it's totally fake).

but heidi... aka, dipshit.... what the hell has she done to her face? between the funky looking chin, the nose job, the collagen or whatever is in her top lip (and probably her teeth too, but i can't tell)- her face freaks me out. i almost have to close my eyes, or turn away everytime she comes onto my 56 inch tv screen (it's the one time you'll hear me thanking the goddess that mtv does not come in hi def). i'm not kidding. it's not one of those face jobs where it's so bad you can't turn away and stare in amazement. it's one where i'm almost fucking horrified to look at her. she is just a couple plastic surgeries away from looking like the cat lady. seriously. i can see it now.

someone needs to stop her. if i run into her in LA tomorrow, i'll tell her myself. could you imagine? "dude, you have got to stop messing with your face man. it's freaking me out. i mean, scaring spencer is one thing. i'd want to scare him the hell out of my life too- but everyone else? why do we have to suffer? i'm just trying to watch the damn show, but everytime you come on the screen i want to throw something at it. and that just aint right. cause dude, my tv is like super awesome and it doesn't deserve to have shit thrown at it. but you on the other hand... "

so there you have it. my thoughts from the hills season 4 premiere tonight. nothing but heidi's jacked up face. i'm sure this is what nightmares are made of.

14 comments:

Smug said...

Don't you just love having a huge ass TV? My husband and I got ours (52 inches) last year and now all we seem to do is fight over the remote!! I love to watch the cooking shows in high def, the food looks so real you can almost smell it!!

Immoral Matriarch said...

I'm so sorry you watch this. *lol*

thatgirlblogs (shelly) said...

I feel the same way about harming my television when I see Elisabeth on The View.

Lisa said...

Dude..... your blog rocks! But I'm sure you know that! LMAO

Seriously, I love it!

Mz. Nesbit said...

yea, i was trying to watch it too, but got so distracted when she showed up. i was trying to figure out what she's done to her face. and then i was trying to remember what she USED to look like. then i was getting all cornfuzed. so i just turned my brain off and vegged.
it was easy because of all the damn commercials. it was like 75% commercials!

M said...

So with you on this one! She looks TERRIBLE. Did you/do you notice how it always looks like she puckering up because her lips are so full of god knows what? And... did you happen to catch the full hour beforehand when there were tons of scenes from season's past? OMG- she looks like a completely different person! Can't stand to look at her, which makes me like her less and less.

Alison said...

I haven't watched in so long but the last time I saw her she looked okay. What has she done? She was just on The View in June and looked normal. Speaking of The View and Shelly's comment, I like Elisabeth Hasselbeck! (I might be the only one though.) However, I do not agree with her politically. Not one little bit.

Jenna said...

I can't deny that I love the Hills dramafest. And totally on Heidi. Though, last night I was distracted by the 20 minutes of commercials, and 10 minutes of the actual show. wtf mtv?

m said...

OMG- I love Elisabeth too! I've liked her since she was on Survivor!

Kristabella said...

Could Spencer BE more of an asshole? How does she not see it? He was rude to her sister!

Also, I don't care if it is fake or what, Lo is a bitch! And yay for Audrina being all "I will never be your friend, you evil troll."

CAT said...

her face is pit. her face and her hair are the same fucking color

hope505 said...

You should shut the hell up about OTHER peoples' faces. *hahaha!* Especially when you have a picture of yourself posted for others to indulge in smack-talking about, if they want to. You're no stranger to botox, am I right?

jennster said...

dear hope,
smack talk all you want. i'm smack talking on the one who CHANGED her face. it was fine before she hacked at it.

and me, botox? as fucking if. suck it bitch.

scarbie doll said...

I am catching up on both your blog AND the Hills. I think that I might be two Heidi face fuckups behind here. I am watching end of Season Three, so after new boobs and nose. I have seen a preview of eps one of Season Four though and I got to "What has she done to her face?!" I can't imagine it on big screen.

Oh wait. You're at the same point I am -- phew. It's just awful, not horrific yet. Phew.