there. i've said it. i am a blogger who does not own a laptop....
*cue scary music cause i'm sure somewhere this is some travesty to all mankind (or twatter) or something*
anyway.. i don't own one. yet... maybe.. we'll see.
i mean i'm kind of torn between wanting a laptop, or a beach cruiser. shut up. i'm not kidding. i totally want a bike. my niece has this kick ass 7 speed beach cruiser. i want one too. i don't know where or when i'll have the time to ride it, but that is totally not the point! i think my fat ass would get better results on a bike rather then under a laptop. and i totally want to ride around- especially now since i found this path that starts close to our house and goes about 2.5 whole miles to a park. ooh, 2.5 miles mommy. puss. but see, i'm straying. i blame you. don't get all logical with me and tell me you have nothing to do with this when you know damn well it's all your fault.
so, i need your help. i know nothing (literally) about tops of laps. and i know for a fact that all you bitches do. i saw you guys at blogher. aka as lap-top-her (that sounds dirty. let's have one of those next year). straying again. what is with you people?
so talk to me here folks. IF i do get one, it will be my only computer. i will store brazillions and brazillions of pictures on it. lots of picture editing. lots of crap. tell me what i need. what is best. what laptop do you have? would you buy it again? what do you love about it? what would you change?
fuck- just tell me what to buy. k? that'll just probably work best. thanks. the end.