Friday, August 01, 2008

dear blogger

thank you so much for LOCKING MY BLOG and telling me that MY BLOG IS SPAM!! thank you for also telling me that i do request a review for unlocking my blog IT WILL BE DELETED!!! there's nothing more you could do to potentially freak me the fuck out then by saying you're going to delete my entire blog. don't make me come over there and fuck a bitch up. cause i will.

you suck! and i don't mean in the good way that gets guys all excited to come home at night. i mean in the foulest of ways of all things suckiness. you hold the gold medal. wear it proudly.

please tell me, oh wise spambots (who obviously can't tell spam from grade a meat) what the fuck in this blog led you to believe it was spam?!!??!! i mean, seriously. the fact that i'm writing this post right now and it has a huge red WARNING issue above it and one of those stupid fucking word verification things below it (that i can't even read the letters cause they don't spell words, they just spell stupid things. and i hate them. yes, even yours if you have one on your blog) just so i can SAVE this post. not publish it of course. cause well, then i'd be publishing more spam! and omg, did you even take 2 seconds to read this fucking blog?!?! of course you didn't. cause then you'd know that there is no way that posts about cotton candy cooters and how incestuous me and my friends are, are spam!!!! ugh.

have i told you how much you suck yet? oh yeah, the gold medal. still wearing it? good. ugh. never have i been more annoyed. well never more than i can remember right now, although i'm sure there have been plenty of things and times that were more annoying.... but for all purposes of this here blog- let's say i have never been more annoyed than i am right now! got it?!?!?!

if you're reading this post, the shit is unlocked. finally. blogger- suck it!

14 comments:

Lara said...

wow, that sucks. but i'm reading it now! :)

Immoral Matriarch said...

Stupid fucking blogger.
If you ever want to c'mon over to the dark side, my host is a close friend that will get you all set up and host you for the cheap. :)

Jill said...

Come on Jenn tell us how you really feel!!!

I did see that on the gmail site they said they were having trouble with the blogger and some peoples blog were deleted and marked as spam and they were so sorry about that and they were working to correct it. Whoopeee!

becky said...

ugh! glad you at least are back now. so stupid. this same situation is what led susan to go over to her own domain name from blogspot, if i remember correctly from last year (right after blogher, i think).

~*~Jenni~*~ said...

It might be the sudden flurry of links to your site since you got back from BlogHer. Not sure why Blogger would care.. it's a blog for gods sake... you aren't emailing people with links to your site.. THATS spam.

Oh wait,or are you? LOL

You damn spammer!

Seriously though, getting locked out of your own blog sucks donkey balls.

Meg said...

I had heard of this happening to a few people. That's why I'm glad I left blogger a while back. I like a lot of their features, but they can't get their shit straight.

Jenna said...

Oh. I have had it up to HERE with blogger. I recently wrote my own post to them showing hate and am so ready to leave. Glad you got it fixed...

carrie said...

Blogger was on my shit list this weekend too - you are so not alone.

Also, Internet Explorer and Site Meter . . . messing everything up. Douchebags.

margalit said...

THey did it to a lot of people. My clients were all in a huge panic asking me what to do. Blogger kinda sucks. You might want to consider moving to typepad. Just sayin....

Becky said...

ok 1 this totally made me think of spidey "i'll fuck a bitch up" LOL and 2. that'd totally freak me the EFF out if i thought they were going to delete my WHOLE blog. wtf?!

sugaredharpy said...

Oh honey, blogger did that to me too way back when!

MOVED TO WORDPRESS. Life got easier.

Their free one, wordpress.com, is pretty, EASY, and I use it for my students!

JCK said...

Kate told me to come over and read this. Glad to see that someone else sounds off about these issues that rule our lives as bloggers. You've got a fun blog. No spam here.

Ali said...

get your hot ass off of blogger.

seriously. blogger sucks balls. the hairy cheesy-smelling kind...

Kristabella said...

I HATE Blogger. The first blog I ever read was on Blogger and I knew after reading it the first time, not knowing anything about blogs, that I would never have a blog on Blogger.

Move to Wordpress. They'll even let you import all your own posts.