picture this.. i'm in suckbucks this morning ordering my usual grande chai tea latte (no water and extra foam in case you bitches ever want to bring me one, thanks)... i see the chick making the drink pour 2 shots of something into a grande cup. i assume it's not mine and wait for her to call my name. she finally does and i walk towards sam (my jeep) with my drink in hand. i take a sip of my supposed chai tea and almost die. that bitch put those 2 shots of coffee suckiness in my chai. so it was like a chai tea, coffee shot, mess. i almost spit it out everywhere. instead, i swallowed (such a good girl) and then wanted to puke. i loathe coffee. and shots of whatever the hell you people order in your coffee.
i go back into the store and tell her that it's not chai, but something horrid. she asks me if i'm sure. am i sure?? did she just seriously ask me if i'm sure. whatever. i played pleasant and told her of course i was sure. i know when something isn't chai.... and that's not it.
then the chick proceeds to spew this bit of genuis at me...
"wow. i wonder what this all means for you? i mean, maybe you're not supposed to have your drink today. maybe it got messed up for a reason. i wonder what it means."
are you fucking kidding me? YOU WONDER WHAT IT MEANS?!?!! maybe i'm not supposed to have my chai today??? maybe you shouldn't be making drinks today. maybe you're the one who fucked up the drink and all i did was stand here. why is it a message for ME?!?!! project much? displace repsonsibility much?!?! why wasn't she asking herself what the hell it meant for her? how the hell did this become all my fault and a freaking sign from the latte gods for me?!?!? help me out people.