Monday, July 28, 2008

what happens in vegas

sure as shit doesn't stay in vegas when you take 1200 pictures. TWELVE HUNDRED PICTURES! yes.i.did.

can someone please tell me when the fuck vegas became so wannabe "high end?" i mean, it's really fucking annoying. i remember when going to vegas for the weekend meant that you weren't breaking the bank... you'd get kick ass food (and all you could eat of it) for barely any money... and things were actually comped. i don't know when the change started, but vegas kinda sucks now. and i laugh at how freaking schitzophrenic the town is. i mean, are you a slutty ass dirty town (yes, yes you are)... or are you high class (no, no you're not)? cause the way i see it, you can't really be both.

i hate that all the new casino's are filled with stores like pradda, gucci, tiffany's, etc... and then the moment you walk outside, you're handing about a bajillion stripper/hooker naked ass "buy me for the night" cards. are you kidding me?? from tiffany's to whores in 2 steps? fucking pick vegas!!!!! i mean, i totally get that maybe a couple of casino's would cater to the higher end of things, but not the whole town. that's the shitty part. it's like the whole town is now full of high end, expensive, NOT FUN, stores. with how dirty, trashy, slutty and whorish vegas is, there's no reason that there shouldn't be stores and restaurants that reflect that. ha.

but really. it kinda sucks and i think it's lame. i don't go to vegas to shop at gucci. i go to vegas to have a cheap and fun time- i don't think that exists anymore. and i really miss it.

ps- when did you start not being able to drink the water in vegas? omg, i drank gallons of it and ended up SO sick. if you're going to vegas, don't drink the water. holy crap. literally.

pss- i had something else to say but i'm too tired to remember now

18 comments:

Jenna said...

Sweet Vegas. We have a love/hate relationship as well. What was once a cheap, fun weekend when I turned 21 so many years ago has changed into an overpriced you gotta pay for everything and shell out a little more just to do anything remotely fun.

I still want to see your pics...bet there are some great ones in there.

A Cowboy's Wife said...

Did you take a picture of any working ho's because you know I wanted one!

Robert said...

Next time, stay downtown instead of the Strip! That's where all the deals are or at least I think so. Or, just hang out at my house :P

Suzie said...

I havent been to vegas in years but there was a lot of high end stuff. where are the corn dogs I say!

Smug said...

My husband has been wanting us to take a trip to Vegas, but I have never really cared. Now, I think that I will make us skip it and do something else instead!

Glad you are back, sorry it sucked!

Ali said...

ster...wait for it...
i've NEVER been to vegas. are you dying?

Issas Crazy World said...

Do you think it's when they started making CSI and movies like Oceans Eleven? People started going to Vegas, who wouldn't have...people with too much money to spend?

I haven't been in years and have been wanting to go. Will need to rethink that.

Where's the pictures lady?

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'That Girl' said...

I haven't been since it changed...that's sad though. I guess they're going for the 'sin' factor. Maybe spending unGodly amounts on a new pair of shoes that your family can't afford is bad enough to fit in with the strippers and prostitutes.?

carrie said...

Um, Reno?

Maybe Reno will still be trashy and cheap and not buy into the bs. Maybe.

Go see Lisa (Midwestern Mommy).

She Likes Purple said...

It's been years since we've been to Vegas but the last time we were there, this is the exact reason we loved downtown (the old strip) part much better. Also, no buffet is worth nearly $40. I'M LOOKING AT YOU BELLAGIO.

Queen of Shake-Shake said...

Oh goodie! I can mark Vegas off the list of places I want to visit before I die.

Now the Keys move up my list.

Country Mouse City Mouse Indy said...

I went once when I was young and brok and it was awesome and stayed and played on the cheap. The 2nd time I went I was lucky enough to have a girlfriend who lived there who's boyfriend was a "high roller" (and I mean HIGH ROLLER) and played and stayed on the cheap (but it was on his dime). MUCH different experiences, both AMAZING, neither do I want to do again. (I LOVE READING YOU, BY THE WAY. You're a spaz and it takes one to know one!)

dana said...

Oh...who the hell are you kidding! Water? You drank water?

;-)

Hahahaha.

No but seriously, I'm sorry you got sick from the "water". That sucks.

Somehow, I think whorish Vegas would be WAY more fun than Prada Vegas. LOL

MelissaMM said...

Next time go to downtown Vegas. That's where you see the big neon Glitter Gultch cowgirl sign and the big cowboy sign. Plus, you get the good food deals!! It's how The Strip used to be before it grew up and got all snotty and bitchy!

Kristabella said...

This is why I don't like Vegas anymore. It is insane. Last time I was there, I paid like $20 for three tacos at a restaurant. I drank the water in April and didn't get sick. I did get super sleepy though.

CAT said...

the water was disgusting Ster---we were all sick as fuck!!

Andie said...

I have to agree with you. I was really disappointed in how it was both fancy and notsofancy at the same time. you nailed it right on the head!