so you all know i think i'm a fat ass.
and really, i do want to do something about it. (thank you to both shelly and smug for recommending sparkpeople.com- i signed up today, but will probably forget to go there tomorrow and the next day, so...yeah).
and since i'm a total sucker and will most likely try anything once, i started thinking- "hey, i don't think i get enough fiber in my diet!! and fiber is supposed to like, clean out your inside.. so yeah! i'll start eating fiber cereals everyday for breakfast! i'll be skinny in no time!!!!!" right. 5 bowls of raisin bran and grape nuts later, i feel like i'm dying. literally. i feel like i'm being stabbed in the stomach with numerous knives for the enjoyment of children everywhere.
so fuck the fiber. i'm not doing it anymore. feeling like death isn't worth it.
so i ask you, dear readers. what is your surefire way to lose weight? do you have one? should i be eating something i'm not (if someone says fiber so help me..). supplements? vitamins? starvation? puking after meals (so LA)... help! and thanks!