Tuesday, June 24, 2008

the post where i'm white, and trashy

i opened the fridge to move some things around and a beer can fell on my toe. so there's my toe, bleeding all over the place, black and blue already- and all i'm thinking is, "if i broke my fucking toe because a fucking can of beer fell on it, should i move into a double wide now, or later?"

7 comments:

Assertagirl said...

I hope you got that can back by drinkin' it down mighty quick...

Hi, I'm white trash too.

Jill said...

Beer, Exploding Balls, falling on your ass, between you and Becky your going to kill yourselves. Lord!

Denise said...

LMFAO! At least it wasn't a turkey.

Andie said...

you are a trip!

RWA said...

Next time, move your foot out of the way!

eoin said...

add "love nascar" and "listens to country" to your white trash list.

the important question here though is: how many beers did you drink to numb the pain in your toe?

Smug said...

That's ok, my first thought would have been "Dang, I wonder how long I have to wait before I can open it now without it spraying everywhere?"