Sunday, June 01, 2008

love is...

love is getting a splinter out of your wife's ass, without laughing or mocking her.


love is also allowing your husband to get said splinter (FROM YOUR ASS WHILE YOUR PANTS ARE AT YOUR ANKLES AND YOU'RE TRYING YOUR HARDEST TO ATTEMPT TO BE SEXY WHILE ASKING OVER AND OVER "DO YOU SEE IT?? I PROMISE THERE IS A SPLINTER THERE!!!") without making him put on a blindfold, when all you really want to do is have him get the splinter out of your ass cheek, without actually having to look at your ass.

9 comments:

Izzy said...

rofl...So how'd you get a splinter in your butt anyway? Do I want to know?

Alison said...

Yes, please tell us how you ended up with a splinter in your cheek.

Jill said...

So I had to come and ask what husband was busting a gut over the computer about and now I know. OK so how DID you get the splinter in your butt cheek?

You do realize this is why boyfriend married you. He could not wait to see what comes next.......so to speak. We are both rolling here!

jennster said...

:)

so... we were tearing up the deck in our backyard.. and all of a sudden i'm like.. there is totally a splinter in my ass! IT HURTS!!!!!!!! boyfriend thought i was crazy (er)... and finally after not being able to take it anymore (imagine that there is a splinter in your ass and everytime you bend over to hit the deck with the sledgehammer, your jeans push on it!) IT HURT DAMMIT!

so really.. i realize that we were tearing up a wood deck and wood shit was flying everywhere, but how a splinter actually lodged itself in my ass, i'll never know. lol

Becky said...

only you woman. only you

Jill said...

The odds to that happening have to be like a zillion to one! Finger yes, leg yes, foot maybe but your ASS Jenn...........ROFL This is kind of like the ball incident!!

Smug said...

Did he end up finding it? Getting it out?

RWA said...

My goodness.

That's the funniest thing I've heard/read in a long time.

Andie said...

do I even want to know how you got a splinter in your hiney?