Wednesday, April 30, 2008

the whole miley cyrus picture thing

why is everyone's panties in a freaking wad over this picture? in my personal opinion, this picture is awful. i don't think it's sexy. i don't even think it's attractive. i think she looks like gollum from lord of the rings.

the picture that has rocked the world gollum cyrus

see? stop laughing and admit you see the similiarities (someone please photoshop miley's hair on gollum.. lol).

yes, she's 15. yes, she's a role model to very young girls. so, don't let your very young girls read vanity fair. don't let them see this picture. and if they do see this picture and freak out, TALK to them about it (i know, what a novel concept).

for some reason i'm just not offended. i don't think she should be apologizing. and maybe that's because in my opinion, the picture truly isn't sexy. now maybe if she was super vamped up and totally whored out, i'd be like.. "whoa, what the hell is this crazy bitch doing??" but personally, i think the picture of her laying in her dad's junk is more uncomfortable than the picture at the top.

miley and her dad
see? *shudders*

all i'm saying is that we do NOT want another joe and jessica simpson on our hands folks. *vomits*

17 comments:

Meg said...

I was seriously about to post the same thing on my blog. Get over her. Maybe she wanted to do something different because she's tired of being Hannah Montana and who can blame her? I guess Britney is behaving, so people have to try to find another person to pick at constantly.

Becky said...

omg me and cat just talked about this yesterday at JJHF and i agree. i'm not at all in favor of the 1st pic but that 2nd pic is what disturbs me most!

TeeRish said...

the first pic is far less creepy than the second! eeeeee!

MelissaMM said...

I 100% agree! First pic not so scandalous and totally looks like the LOTR dude...LMFAO! When I heard about the pics, I totally expected something like the Britney pics in Rolling Stone when she looked like a tart.

Pic of Miley & her dad is way more disturbing. Eeeewwww!

Alison said...

In that first picture? She needs to lay off the sunscreen.

Mom101 said...

Thanks for making me laugh.

Actually, you owed it to me after making me spend literally like 2 hours on that Lost site last night.

Missy said...

I agree. The Hannah Montana audience isn't (shouldn't be) the same as the audience for Vanity Fair.

And that second pic does NOT look like a daddy/daughter shot. Creepy.

Jenn said...

All I have to say is that she needs a sandwich or something. Good Lord, eat something child!!!

Andie said...

I agree.

It's Vanity Fair- not teen beat for crying out loud.

and you are right. she does look like gollum. LOL

RWA said...

The photographer and the magazine must be kidding. Who takes pictures of a 15-year-old wrapped in a blanket?!?!?!?

And that picture with her dad? Even worse. Clearly Dad and/or Mom couldn't care.

Heidi said...

OMG! The similarities are just uncanny. That is flippin hilarious. Out of all the hype over this, your take is the best.

Karianna said...

>>i think she looks like gollum from lord of the rings.

YES! I wondered why the pic looked so familiar!

Denise said...

Okay I'm super creeped out by the Daddy Daughter pic eeewww WTF? how come no one freaked out about THAT? and your right, she does look like Gollum all wet hair and spine showing.

russ said...

I did a side by side comparison:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/flight0001/2461744546/

Phoenix said...

That side by side comparison scares me a bit, but I agree with you.

Someone, not remembering who in the moment, put the add up with an abrecombie ad and there isn't much different. I mean the girl is 15 years old. Hell, her back could be shown almost that much in a bikini. If she were 11 sure, I think people could be upset, but not at 15. I just think it sucks how bad people are making her feel about it. But that's the life she choose and she has to remember it in her choices.

Kevin Charnas said...

HHHAAA!!! you asshole! I'm DYING!! GOLLUM!!! GOLLUM CYRUS!!

You are SO right. She looks like my precious...but more pale.

Now had she been like...I dunno...69ing with Billy Ray, then...*pukes on keyboard*

Sorry.

tazdog said...

Great comparison. And yeah the daddy, daughter pic, wtf? just wrong..!!!