i sit on a ball at work. i think i've talked about that before. my chair= ball.
on friday, i was minding my own business, updating something when my phone rings. i lean forward to answer it.
"this is jenn..."
then i hear a hissing sound.
as quickly as i thought "what in the hell is that sound?" the ball i was sitting on EXPLODED!!!!!
ex-freaking-sploded. like someone SHOT it out from under me.
so i'm on the floor, crying from laughing so hard. i can't talk. i'm still trying to say "helloooooooo.." to whoever is on the phone. but i can't.stop.laughing.
and one of my co-workers? well she saw the whole thing. she was facing me. so whenever i think about what she saw, i lose it completely. one second i'm sitting there typing away, and the next- a shotgun sound rings out- the air from the ball exploding blows my hair straight up- and then i'm gone. just gone. can you imagine?!?!!! you know you're laughing.
the ball? it is literally in 2 pieces. as if some giant tore it in half. freaky.
and me? in the midst of laughing so hard i think i might actually die from it, i realize that my neck and back... well.. they freaking hurt. not my ass. i mean, i know i had to land on it, but i can't feel where i landed for the life of me. no clue what part of my body actually hit the ground. i'm sure it was my bootie, but since it's so large and in charge, that drop didn't even phase it. so i'm laughing and then i'm like "i think i hurt my neck..." and i did. i truly did.
but at least it's a good story right?