please tell me.
HOW DOES EVERY BLOGGER ON THE FACE OF THE FUCKING BLOGOSPHERE GET INVITED TO ALL THESE REALLY KICK ASS CONFERENCES?!?!?!?!??!!
every blogger in the free world, but me it seems. there. i've said it.
i don't understand. i truly don't. someone explain it to me before i blow a freaking brain lobe or something.
amy gets flown around by sony to get a shitload of camera gear (not to mention video camera gear)... FOR FREE.
elizabeth gets flown to god dammed disney world for who the hell knows what- all expenses paid i'm assuming.
liz and kristen are flying out here for something- i don't know what it is, but who cares right? free flights. hotels. food. and whatever else they are getting for FREE.
then there was camp baby, camp who's your baby, camp not your baby, camp who gives a shit about all these babies... and all these things that i seem to read about from virtually everyone out there.
bloggers. getting paid to attend conferences. and flown halfway across the united flipping states. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? and HOWWWWWWW is more appropriate i guess.
am i jealous you ask? not jealous per se.... more curious. like why the fuck don't i get asked to attend any conferences? is it because i say fuck? maybe it's because i don't have a brand new baby? do you think if i consumed boyfriends seed i'd get flown to places and given free shit? i wonder..... i guess an invite to something at least once would be nice. i realize i'm the black sheep of the blogosphere, and that's totally cool with me- but what the hell man? even the black sheep needs love sometimes. love= stuff for free.