instead, i bring you this installment of TEXT MESSAGING FROM THE AIRPORT!!!!
becky was my victim this morning and here is our "conversation".. via text of course.
jennster says "there is this idiot girl here and her flight is at 1 pm. so she is freaking out calling her daddy to come pick her up and she ACTUALLY said that she could not read her ticket. i want to smack her and tell her that she better quit the dumb act cause she is nowhere near cute enough to pull it off.
becky said "kick her in the teeth"
to which i responded with "lol that goes against all i believe in. you know how i feel about teeth!!!"
becky- "i know! i feel the same way. but some people deserve it."
ster- "now her neck... i have no special feelings for necks. i could kick her there."
becks- "do it! break her fingers"
ster- "you are so violent. stay away from small children. large ones are fine."