Tuesday, February 05, 2008

if you do this when you're driving, i probably hate you

this morning while i was driving to the airport, the following jackasses drove in front of me:
  1. some chick READING A MAGAZINE and attempting to drive at the same time.  lady, you cannot do both.  do you understand this??  you cannot READ A MAGAZINE and operate a car, asshole.
  2. some jerk smoking with his windows down, blowing the smoke out the windows and right into my car.  sorry smokers, but i loathe the smell of cig smoke.  then he tossed it out the window as if the freeway was his personal garbage can.  jackass.
  3. some punk who literally cut me off and then SLAMMED on his brakes.  if you're going to force your way in front of my car (whose name is sam by the way), you better step on the gas, not the brake.  asswipe.
to be continued....  no really.


Sarah's Mama said...

OMG! You have me laughing so hard! I feel this pain everyday on my hour long drive to and from work.

Alison said...

I've seen women putting on make-up and men shaving....while driving.

carrie said...

I don't do ANY of that!

Ali said...

it both amazes me and scared he bejeezus out of me that there are people like this on the road

Meg said...

I totally agree with all of these. I can't even imagine some of the things you see in California, though!