please keep in mind that when boyfriend talks to me in the morning before he's leaving for work, i am in a dead sleep. i don't normally even remember having conversations with him, or speaking actual words, but apparently i sometimes do (even if they are lame and make no sense). like this morning:
boyfriend- it's cooooold outside.
me- what do you mean?
boyfriend- i couldn't get the door open.
me- what? on your truck?
me- why? was it frozen shut??
boyfriend- yes *laughs*.. and then hugs me
me- WHY IS IT SO COLD HERE? i just don't understand. i mean, it's not like we live in the mountains or something. we're not in tahoe. i just don't get it. i mean really. WHYYYYYY? what is with the cold???
boyfriend- *continues laughing* and then leaves the room while saying "it's global warming..."
but really. i don't get it. i don't fucking understand WHY THE HELL it is so freaking cold up here. is it truly that hard to have southern california weather in this part of the state? i mean, seriously. everytime i hear a commercial on the radio that talks about california being so warm and having great weather i totally think "what a fucking lie. only half of california is warm and has great weather. the other half shouldn't even call themselves california." they should name this something else. maybe the state should be cut in half. and as much as i miss my sister and wish she lived up here with me, i know she'd hate the weather just as much as i do. i just hate being cold (unless i'm visiting and i know i get to leave at some point- then i love it! you know, like the snow.. fun to visit, but not forever). i know i bitch about the cold all the time, it is just that dammit... i don't like being cold (and i fully acknoweldge the fact that so cal DOES get chilly and cold as well- it's just not the same)... the fact that i live where DOORS FREEZE SHUT and ICE IS ON MY WINDSHIELD SO THICK I CAN'T GET IT OFF CAUSE SO HELP ME GOD I DO NOT OWN AN ICE SCRAPER AND I NEVER WILL just surprises me all the time. i'm sure it should stop surprising me at some point, but i'm also sure it never will.