not that kind suckers! the kind that involves some random chick wanting to beat.my.ass.
no really. i was putting my groceries in my car when i hear this "do you need some help with your groceries?" i'm thinking.. WHAT? so i turn around and there is this guy- staring at me from his car- asking me if he can help me with my freaking groceries. i laughed, because i knew what he was really doing. CHECKING OUT THE WHITE GIRL WITH THE GHETTO BOOTY.
so i called him on it. told him i knew he was looking at my ass.. he laughed, admitted it was true.. said something along the lines of "i ain't mad at ya for looking so fine and knowing it.." which makes me laugh because if you just listen to that line, what the fuck?!?! i ain't mad at ya? cracks me the hell up.
so he's telling me that he has a white girl too. (i looked around for my white girl, but apparently i don't have one) he keeps talking.. he has a white girl.. she'll be out any minute.. then i turn around and there she was. so i said "yep, there she is now."
apparently those are THE FIVE MOST OFFENSIVE WORDS EVER because that chick almost hopped over the car to charge at me yelling "EXCUSE ME? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?" at this point, my adrenaline starts totally pumping. my brain is thinking that this crazy white girl is going to charge at me cause i spoke words in her direction. i also thought that she was probably a hair puller and why did my hair have to be so long? and then i went back to the thoughts of am i seriously going to get in a fight right now over this???
but nope. he told her to get in the car and she listened. and i got in my car and drove home. just another day in the life of ster.