Tuesday, October 09, 2007

girl on girl action

not that kind suckers! the kind that involves some random chick wanting to beat.my.ass.

no really. i was putting my groceries in my car when i hear this "do you need some help with your groceries?" i'm thinking.. WHAT? so i turn around and there is this guy- staring at me from his car- asking me if he can help me with my freaking groceries. i laughed, because i knew what he was really doing. CHECKING OUT THE WHITE GIRL WITH THE GHETTO BOOTY.

so i called him on it. told him i knew he was looking at my ass.. he laughed, admitted it was true.. said something along the lines of "i ain't mad at ya for looking so fine and knowing it.." which makes me laugh because if you just listen to that line, what the fuck?!?! i ain't mad at ya? cracks me the hell up.

so he's telling me that he has a white girl too. (i looked around for my white girl, but apparently i don't have one) he keeps talking.. he has a white girl.. she'll be out any minute.. then i turn around and there she was. so i said "yep, there she is now."

apparently those are THE FIVE MOST OFFENSIVE WORDS EVER because that chick almost hopped over the car to charge at me yelling "EXCUSE ME? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?" at this point, my adrenaline starts totally pumping. my brain is thinking that this crazy white girl is going to charge at me cause i spoke words in her direction. i also thought that she was probably a hair puller and why did my hair have to be so long? and then i went back to the thoughts of am i seriously going to get in a fight right now over this???

but nope. he told her to get in the car and she listened. and i got in my car and drove home. just another day in the life of ster.

12 comments:

Alison said...

Was it Britney Spears?

Karen Rani said...

you probably could have kicked her ass. betch. hahaha!

Assertagirl said...

haha both of those comments are funnier than anything I could come up with.

jennster said...

LMFAO @ britney spears. that just made me SPIT! bwhahahha

karen... i would have tried, but if that bitch pulled my hair, i woulda been pissed.

TrojanGuy said...

Where's a Jerry Springer bodyguard when you need one?

CAT said...

O M F G

Jill said...

Good for you, call them on their shit! Bet he would not have done that if boyfriend was there.....lol!

carrie said...

I forgot what I was going to say, I'm laughing to hard at the Britney Spears comment!

Anyway, you both made me laugh.

Becky said...

LOL omg. i can totally see this whole scene now!

RWA said...

She made the right decision. Otherwise, she was about to get her ass kicked.

Daddy Dan said...

I was ready to hear about the girl-on-girl action. You jinxed yourself with your last post saying that you don't have any drama in your life.

Mike said...

I had some guy yell out "YO! My girl thinks your girl is HOT!" from a car as her drove by my wife and I in Atlantic City.

At least this guy yelling at you knew a hottie when he sees one!