at people, i might be happier.
like this morning for example. this sleezy guy in a super old convertible bmw pulled up next to me and made this face when he saw me. blah blah, whatever.. i pretended i couldn't see him.. or that i didn't see him.. or that i didn't care. but he wouldn't fucking drive away. he just stayed next to my car until i turned and looked at him and he motioned for me to roll down my window. i rolled it down, very annoyed, and asked the douchebag, "what?" in my bitchiest tone. to which he replied, "if you aren't married, i'd like to take you out on a date."
if i'm not married? IF I'M NOT MARRIED? are you fucking blind, or just stupid?!?! so i flashed my bling hand and informed him that i was "SO totally married" and he got annoyed. ANNOYED! this is when laser powered diamonds would come in SO handy! i would have lasered all of his tires and cut holes in the side of his dumb car for being such a chump.
but really.. laser beam firing rings?! i would SO buy that!