Thursday, August 09, 2007

he pinches my ass while he sleeps

last night it happened.

i awoke to the feeling of my HUSBAND touching me. next thing i know, he is grabbing my ass and PINCHING IT! he is totally not awake at all. i don't know what the hell he is doing, thinking, or dreaming about. but he pinched. hard.

and all i could think was that i couldn't forget to tell him in the morning that he pinched me in his sleep!

who the heck does that?!

10 comments:

dana said...

I can't stop laughing. That cracks me up. He just loves you both in his dreams and while wide awake!

Lisa said...

He's hot for you even when he's unconscious. Wow.

What's your secret.

Oh and saw some of the wedding photos. Yes, chosing ony 75 will be VERY, VERY DIFFICULT!

Grim Reality Girl said...

He wasn't really sleeping..... I bet if you pinch his ass in his sleep it would freak him out.....

RWA said...

Who does that?

Apparently your husband does!

Mike said...

Maybe he was awake and he wanted you to get frisky with him, but you didn't, so he just acted asleep.

Kristen said...

I know I have been gone a while- but I wanted to stop by and see if you had gotten married yet- YUP! AND CONGRATS!!! I LOVE that picture of you and him at the altar. I am almost there- 7 months to go. And stressing- that's why I haven't been posting.

Anyway, I had a boyfriend who used to actually come on to me while he was still sleeping. He'd start grabbing at me and then not knowing he was asleep, I'd respond, things would progress...and he'd wake up right in the middle!!!

Loren said...

That's too funny! I guess that's what married people do?!?

Jill said...

LOL…..lucky woman...dreaming about something, maybe spanking and pinched instead? What did he say?

Only time husband ever hit me was one night he sits bolt upright in bed (now he is not awake) and smacks me on the boobs, HARD! Then he laid down and I laid there thinking what the HELL!

I asked him the next morning "Why did you smack me last night?" His answer "Because you made me swallow my bullets when I was cleaning my gun!"

HELLOOOO! I just kinda stood there and looked at him. Came right back with the answer so I know he remembered it……lol!

Marriage is one big bag of surprises!

CAT said...

ummm get use to it? most do it and you just aren't aware of it LOL
well Chris doesn't pinch....but he starts "other" shit when he isn't even awake.

CAT said...

ummm get use to it? most do it and you just aren't aware of it LOL
well Chris doesn't pinch....but he starts "other" shit when he isn't even awake.