who on earth finds you attractive?
i'm not kidding. i don't know what it is about you, but whenever i see your beedy little rat eyes or your tiny good for nothing mouth on my tv screen, i want to close my eyes until i know it's safe to open them again.
don't get me wrong- i like your music. most of it is fun (albeit totally cheesy). i have your cd's.. i sing along to your songs on the radio.. i just don't want to have to look at you- and i can't for the life of me understand why people do.
i know i'm being mean. and i know there is plenty to rip apart on me. but this blog is about you and your way too tight jeans on your way too skinny legs. no girl wants a guy who is thinner than she is rat boy. you hearing me? bulk up! and then maybe we'll talk. but i'll definitely have my eyes closed.