Monday, August 27, 2007

dear kenny chesney

who on earth finds you attractive?

i'm not kidding. i don't know what it is about you, but whenever i see your beedy little rat eyes or your tiny good for nothing mouth on my tv screen, i want to close my eyes until i know it's safe to open them again.

don't get me wrong- i like your music. most of it is fun (albeit totally cheesy). i have your cd's.. i sing along to your songs on the radio.. i just don't want to have to look at you- and i can't for the life of me understand why people do.

i know i'm being mean. and i know there is plenty to rip apart on me. but this blog is about you and your way too tight jeans on your way too skinny legs. no girl wants a guy who is thinner than she is rat boy. you hearing me? bulk up! and then maybe we'll talk. but i'll definitely have my eyes closed.

12 comments:

Karen said...

Not to mention how he seems to constantly be wearing shirts with no sleeves. We don't want to see your puny arms! Though I agree I do like his music.

Mike said...

He must be gay..........(not that there's anything wrtong with that!)

Jill said...

Reminds me of that guy that does country, realllly thin and wears leather pants that are painted on. I could not watch him perform.

Do women really LIKE that sort of thing?

RWA said...

Why do I get the impression that you are in the minority on this?

Obviously you have never been to one of his concerts and seen the hundreds, maybe thousands, of groupies!

Becky said...

i know i totally agree. i dont find him attractive AT ALL

now brad paisley...he's a diff story lol

Anonymous said...

I don't get it either. Never have. He may sound good on record, but not live...IMO! I agree with you about those skinny legs in those tight jeans....ewwww! He looks kinda like a frog. Sorry to be mean too but I can't help but think that every time I see him perform. He appears to be arrogant to me.

Alison said...

Even though he's not a "rock star" it's still the same idea. Why the heck was Kate Hudson with the Black Crowes guy? Ewww. And Gwyneth Paltrow's husband isn't all that great either. But they're SINGERS and we love them. Just like I am totally in love with Dave Matthews...chubby, balding Dave Matthews. Mmmmmmmm. :)

stuff said...

Excuse me but didn't your mother tell you that if you couldn't say anything nice don't say anything at all..get over the gay thing Mike..you only wish..puny arms!..bulk up!..you obviously know "NIL" about Kenny Chesney..he is solid muscle..he's a great guy who likes to have fun and appreciates his fans..rwa knows..oh, my, I should have used my manners..do you guys need a pill!! Chill out before you burst something..or post your photo so that people can tear you apart..politely, of course..

point45 said...

please tear me apart....me and my full head of hair.

karen said...

love this! so glad someone said it!

M said...

This down right, pure comedy!

CAT said...

He is grossssssssss