Friday, June 08, 2007

this is what happens

when i ask the lunch guy if i can have a piece of celery.

celery

i was laughing my ass off. i kept looking at trish like "for reals? is he serious? a whole stalk???"

lunchguy- "oh, did you want me to cut it up for you?"
ster- "no, that's fine.. but um.. i just take the whole thing??"
lunchguy- "yeah! put it in some water, it'll last for weeks!!!"
ster- "weeks????"
lunchguy- "yep!"

he's lucky i'm already involved with someone.. i mean, giving a girl a WHOLE STALK of celery means something pretty special in another country i bet!

15 comments:

Becky said...

LOL that woulda cracked me the F up!

dana said...

Oh my gosh. I'm laughing at the fact that you have a whole stalk of celery in your hand. New age house plant?

Stephanie A. said...

If you do not put the celery in some water on your desk and then document it's life from this point on through a photo essay I will never read your blog again.

Yorksdevil said...

but celery isn't even food. It takes more effort to eat the damn stuff than the energy you get from it. Technically, eating celery is a form of exercise.

carrie said...

I was hoping that celery was to put in a bloody mary, but then again, you ARE at work!

Carrie

Alison said...

Only you.

SUEB0B said...

Yes, red roses are nothing compared to a nice celery. I mean, can you make a shrimp cocktail with ROSES??

Lawyer Mama said...

Baaaahaaa!

Meg said...

You crack me up. But why the hell did you want celery? I'm hoping it was to eat, but I never know with you!

Beth said...

I'm not a big fan of celery, but day-um, that looks good!!!

Lisa said...

You crack me up lady.

Now when I eat celery, I'll be thinking of YOU!

RWA said...

You could probably find a way to incorporate that into the wedding decorations if you tried hard enough.

Mommy off the Record said...

LOL - does boyfriend have competition??? :)

Mary said...

wow! your very own stalk-er!

TeeRish said...

that was pretty damn awesome. and you captured your conversation quite accurately!

what are you going to ask him for next?