i was laughing my ass off. i kept looking at trish like "for reals? is he serious? a whole stalk???"
lunchguy- "oh, did you want me to cut it up for you?"
ster- "no, that's fine.. but um.. i just take the whole thing??"
lunchguy- "yeah! put it in some water, it'll last for weeks!!!"
he's lucky i'm already involved with someone.. i mean, giving a girl a WHOLE STALK of celery means something pretty special in another country i bet!