Friday, May 04, 2007

can i shoot the birds?

one thing i've noticed about living up here (aside from the how badly the weather sucks) are the freaking birds.

apparently, northern california has about a bajillion and a half birds. and even more apparent is the fact that they all live outside my window. i hate them. they never shut up. i mean, WHAT KIND OF BIRD STARTS CHIRPING AT 4:30 IN THE MORNING IN THE POURING DOWN RAIN?!?!?!? the kind that lives outside my freaking window i guess. stupid birds.

it's not like they have a nice sound or anything. they have the most obnoxious, high pitched chirp- i seriously want to throw rocks at them. anything that will make them fly away and bother someone else.

birds suck.

the end.


RWA said...

There's probably a law in northern California about shooting, or even throwing rocks, at birds.

You better be careful.

Meghan (The Declaration of MY Independence) said...

Hey Jennster!

I found your blog from VB and let me tell you how fucking hillarious you are! Love the stories and the takes on life.

As for the birds, I know where you coming from. When I was younger and lived with my parents there was the bird that would sit outside my window every summer morning and go "tweet tweet tweet-tweet-tweet-tweet!" for hours upon hours.

I say go for. Jail just MIGHT be worth it...haha.

Anonymous said...

Before I moved, I had birds too. It was like living in the amazon rain forest.

I love to look at them in a normal time period during the day. I hate them at 4:30am.

Christina_the_wench said...

Kill 'em. Kill 'em all I say. The birds I mean.

Lisa said...

I love your header. "Where being smart is optional." heehee.

norcalgirl28 said...

The kind of bird that is thrilled because all of the rain brought out all of the worms and he gets to have breakfast, or just found breakfast. I'm thinking you just give Point the word and those suckers will be laying feet up. If you didn't hate Cassius so much, I'd bring him over and he would solve the whole problem.

dana said...

*vicious laugh*

I love birds! They're so friendly and chipper. Or is that chirper?


Sorry....I just had to tease ya a bit.

alison said...

Birds. I have a family of crows that sits in the tree outside of my classroom and they squawk all period long so the kids can't focus on a thing and all they do is remark about the birds and how they're noisy and they won't shut up and that one sounds like a duck and is it a duck? and blah blah blah. Damn birds need to work on their timing. I hear ya, sister.

alison said...

P.S. Pouring down rain? WTF? It's MAY!!!

carrie said...

Thank you.

I thought I was the only one who felt this way.

Sling shots?


Izzy said...

Put some of those big fake owls around outside. Supposedly they keep birds away.

russ said...


Anonymous said...

man i think u should just pop em with yo gattt 9 mill baby