who doesn't want to look like a princess on her wedding day?!?!?! princesses aren't sexy. princesses are pretty. i don't want to look pretty. i want to look sexy. fuck pretty. i want to look smoking hot.
i mean, this is the conversation that happened after 3 hours of getting my hair and makeup done this past weekend:
me: "omg. i look like a princess!!!!!"
hair chick: "shutup! don't say that! you do NOT!!!!"
me: "UH HUH!!!!! ew! i so do!!!"
then i proceeded to turn around and ask everyone else in the room if i did, or did not, look like a princess in a fucking disneyland parade??? the best part was- they didn't really know how to answer that question. i mean, if they said yes, was i going to freak out? if they said no, was i going to freak out?!
it's official (again).. i am a freak.
it's a very weird experience getting your hair and makeup all done when you're wearing jeans and a tank top. obviously, your clothes don't match your freaking head and that alone is enough to make you feel like you don't look right. i did half wonder if i had the dress on, how different would i feel that i looked? i just don't know!
thank the goddess i took pictures though because i know now what needs to be fixed with my hair. i easily pinpointed what made me look princess puke worthy and i'm fairly certain it's an easy fix. my hair was the easy part. my makeup on the other hand, was a freaking nightmare. i'm having a super hard time trying to pinpoint exactly what doesn't look right. i know that the foundation was too light, and no one wants to look like a geisha girl on her wedding day. well, unless you're a geisha girl...
so yeah. it's weird. getting all done up, but just for pretends. and being expected to love it, because you should. but you don't. and how do you fix it? and i know this post sucks without pictures, but i just can't post any or boyfriend will disown me... and i didn't go through all this hell for nothing!