listen to this. we're going to file this under the "things that only happen to jennster" category....
anyone who knows me, knows how i get around dogs.... puppies especially. i think chicks are either go ga'ga over babies, or dogs. i am definitely the dog one. so i see this black lab today and he's just as sweet as can be. i'm petting him and he's loving it. i'm scratching behind his ears... i'm scratching his butt.. this dog loves me. so much so that he puts his ass on my leg and literally wipes down. i laughed and said "did you just wipe your butt on me??" then i looked down and there was crap ALL over my pants. not only did he wipe his ass on me- he wiped his full of poop ass on me!!!!!!
yes. it's true. i was crapped on by a dog i've never met before, and will never see again. i feel somewhat violated.