Friday, January 05, 2007

my head- it's not right

first, i have a dream where boyfriend's old co-workers had a hit put out on me. they all tried to gun me down one night, but somehow, i had my own gun. i killed them all except for 1 guy. so we're at this party with all the guys wives.. (you know, all the guys who wanted to murder me).. and i find out that 1 guy is still alive. so i'm freaking out thinking that he'll come to finish the job. so i tell boyfriend that they all tried to murder me one night and that he's going to come back and try to finish me off and boyfriend was all bad ass and goes, "oh no he won't. that's where i come in. you think i'd let someone kill you?"

it was dead sexy.

and in the spirit of bringing sexy back- the next dream was boyfriend and i at britney and kevin's house. kevin was there. he told me that britney wouldn't let him see his 3 other kids. and i was like, "what, you have three other kids?? i thought you only had 2???" then britney got pissed and reminded kevin that i was HER friend, not his, and pulled me away. we sat on the curb outside and talked about how kevin stopped writing her love letters.. and how she still loved him and she wanted him back, but she thinks it's for the wrong reasons. she said that her family was so happy once she announced her divorce, that she could never get back together with him based on that alone. she wouldn't want to disappoint them. she showed me all this paperwork with new song lyrics written on it, and notes from her manager and agents. and the old love letters from kevin. all the while, boyfriend and kevin were playing playstation in the house.

welcome to my subconscious... it sure is fun.

12 comments:

-ZH said...

So com'on and dish. What's the next big hit then?

Jenn said...

LMAO - You sure your not pregnant? Those sound like the crazy dreams of a pregnant girl! LOL

Happy 2007! I missed ya!

alison said...

Did you ask her about Justin? I can't believe you forgot to ask her about JUSTIN!!!

Crazy bitch.

Spc. Freeman said...

Jenn--

Wow. Quite the dream. Jung could have a field day. :-P

Anyway, thanks for dropping by my blog. And no, that's not a book. That is ALL me. Those are the people I'm deployed with, and as you can see, it's making me batshit.

Becky said...

lol those are great. i always have crazy dreams like that. as you know!

Rainman said...

Wow, and I thought I had some dreams that were out there.
So in the first dream did he kick some ass or did you wake up first?

Lisa said...

I want to live inside your head when you dream. Sounds like an interesting place! heehee.

Lisa Goldstein/Kelly Kelly said...

sounds better than People magazine in there.

Lisa

RWA said...

Hmmmm...dreaming about visiting Britney and Kevin's house.

There's probably some therapy for that out there - somewhere.

SarahsMama said...

damn....imagine your pregnancy dreams?!

carrie said...

Don't you just love those wacky dreams?? And I am totally cracking up at what Jenn said about being pregnant, that is so true - the pregnant freaky dreams!! LOL! It's probably just wedding stress, releaving itself in a nutty way!

Carrie

Janet a.k.a. "Wonder Mom" said...

I was thinking about you today and wondering why I haven't seen you updated on my bloglines...I missed you...*smooch* (yes, I think about my fellow bloggers even when I'm not blogging)

Turns out, you have been removed from my bloglines...And I don't even know how. I must have done it by accident while I was cleaning up over there...Ugh. I have so much to catch up on.

I'm sorry I missed so much. I'm a fool.

Anyway, I'm glad you have been busy with your crazy dreams and all...