Wednesday, January 10, 2007

my brother, the attention whore

my brother is obsessed with this blog. but he's only obsessed because he wants me to write about him every.single.day. he wants this to be a constant blog about my big brother jim. so much so, that he has sent me disturbing pictures of himself in a speedo. A SPEEDO PEOPLE! and the freak wants me to post them! *shudders*

first of all, after putting hot pokers in my eyeballs, i've decided that for the well being of everyone who reads and stumbles upon this blog, i cannot post the speedo picture. i just can't do it. but don't worry- he sent me a pic of him in spandex as well! and really, that's almost just as good.

we'll get back to your regularly scheduled programming (aka wedding talk) tomorrow!

jim_after_workout_korea

16 comments:

Becky said...

LOL do i get to meet this brother too??? this is hilarious!

Stephanie A. said...

That's funny. Good use of your judgment, for sure.

'ster's brother: Did you know you can get your own blog quite easily? You could even post speedo and spandex pictures every single year! You could also ask your readers to send in THEIR pics of themselves in spandex and speedos. I'm not sure if this has been done yet in the blogosphere, but it looks like you could be the guy to do it!

Stephanie A. said...

meant to say every single day.

all this happy new year is getting to me.

ali said...

the mustache! the speedo!
ahahahahahaha!
hilarious!
you've totally just made my day!

penguininthesun said...

brothers are funny, haha

Anonymous said...

don't have time to blog...much enjoy tormenting on this one when I can...By the way you were talking about e-Bay..how come Jenny you didn't say that is where Big Brother is working right now on his Vegas house or mansion (47000 square feet of it). Back to speedos...I see allison was pleased and that was the intension!!!!!Hi Ali!!!!!!!Bowling inn Speedos...Whoaa! That was from 94.7 KMET which doesn't exist anymore...but you older types, REMEMBER!!! Iam going to the Green Valley Ranch SPA this weekend for our anniversary and staying in the hotel..Jenny has been to GVR (Green Valley Ranch)Okay Iam done until tomorrow...It is much funner or more fun for proper english people typing on jenn's blog....Post the 250 lb bald fat no tan white guy in speedo's from 2005!!!!!

spidey said...

LOL--I wanna see the speedo!!!

alison said...

Hey Jim, that was not my comment. I'm "alison" not "ali". Get with the picture already. Speaking of the picture...good grief! :)

I DO remember KMET---those totally cool stickers with the rainbow around 'em. Good stuff.

You and I can torment Jenn together. What fun! She even told me she has a copy of the bowling trip, so if we're lucky, maybe she'll post a clip of it.

theresa said...

Come on ster, we want to see the speedo too.

texas math said...

He looks like one of the guys from the movie "Super Troopers"

Lena said...

I...am...so...glad...I...stopped...by. Consider my day MADE.

Justdmarine said...

OMGAWD it's 'ster with a 'STACHE!

OK so obviously Brother 'Ster is built for speed(o) 'n'all...very nice...but no don't post it please...I mean we're all CURIOUS but I think it may be "train wreck" type of curious...the Speedo is the SINGLE biggest fashion blooper for men since rhinestone platforms and powder blue polyester high rise bell bottoms.

Just.Say.NO.

I put my eyes out years ago over a Greek guy in a Speedo who had so much back hair you could have KNITTED him, literally, he looked fully clothed from the waist up. Below that...HELLO even WOMEN have to trim the hedges! Get a friggin' WEED WACKER and have at the edges man! *shudder*

Please no Speedo.

Oh and have him turn around in those spandex *evil grin*.

RWA said...

Well, at least you oblige your brother to a certain extent.

I don't think we need to see any Speedo pictures, though.

Are we ever going to have radio again, by the way?

Kevin Charnas said...

I vote for the speedo. Who are you to deny us this? I either want something hot to look at. Or something to make me laugh...
Got it, sister from another mista?

And you know what? If boyfriend isn't going to pay up with being scantily clad, then why not your brother?

You. Are. So. Mean.

And Unfair.

And Terrible.

And...

YOU'RE JUST A DUMB HEAD WHO THROWS AWAY CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM!!!!!

Eileen said...

I love it.
A post about how your bro wants you to post about him but you don't want to.
So you write about that and even post a picture.
Awesome.

Dana said...

Oh dear one........I cannot stop laughing!!!!