seriously. blake is 8. i don't care if he's 20. when do i have to have the sex talk with him?!?! blake likes michael jackson. not in that way, freaks. he totally digs his old music. you know, when mj was still black. it makes me laugh because when i was in 5th grade, i LOVED michael jackson and my favorite song was bad. i used to dance my ass off to it everytime i heard it. so it makes me laugh that blake likes those old songs too.
anyway, i told blake that mj's music was good back in the day but now he's a little off his rocker and he said that the kids at school said something gross about him.
now of course i was pretty sure what the kids said, but i wanted to hear it from blake. so after pleading with him to tell me just what the heck the kids said, he finally goes, "they said he had *covers mouth with blanket and mumbles* with boys." so i inquire with a "he had WHAT with boys?!?" and blake doesn't want to say it. so he spells it. hi everyone!! if you haven't had the pleasure of hearing your child spelling the word S-E-X while you're chatting with them, you're in for a treat. so i quickly respond with, "oh.. do you even know what that word means?" and blake goes, "NO! but it's in my dictionary at school." so then i asked what the dictionary said and he couldn't remember, but offered to run downstairs and grab it to tell me. UM, NO BLAKE. MOM'S NOT READY FOR THAT THANKS.
so now.. good god. stupid little heathens at school talking about sex and stupid stuff. i hate other kids. why can't blake stay in a bubble until i'm good and ready for him to get out of it?!
when did you have the sex talk with your child? and just how the hell did you do it? and then how did you answer the oh so obvious question that follows the talk- "so do you and *so and so*
i don't remember ever having a sex talk with my parents. did you have one with yours? what worked, and what didn't?! goodness sakes- i am SO not ready for this. but in all honesty, i don't think i ever would be.