Friday, December 22, 2006

worst.advice.ever.

given by stupidhead noah (guy i work with) to a freaking TWELVE YEAR OLD BOY (not to mention, the big boss' son).

"girls are like cats. if you try to pet them, they'll run away. but if you ignore them, they'll rub up against your leg."

way to go noah. said in my best napoleon dynamite voice.. "iddddddddddddiot."

16 comments:

Becky said...

oh man. yep. worst advice ever.

alison said...

Funny thing is though...he's right when it comes to a lot of girls. They go for the bad boys--the ones who ignore them and treat them like crap. Why is that?

RWA said...

Wait a minute. That's not how it works!??!?!?!

I guess now I know why I've had so many problems with women.



Just kidding. That is pretty bad advice.

jennster said...

but ali- those are only YOUNG girls.. girls who are still idiots, like to play games, and don't know themselves well enough to realize that bad guys (ie, guys who treat them like crap) aren't what they really want.

Suebob said...

I have heard basically the same advice for dealing with men, too - so everyone should just ignore each other and it will all be perfect?

wendy boucher said...

Definitely bad advice. What a moron.

penguininthesun said...

Hopefully he doesn't write a book.

Lisa said...

Yeah. What a moron.

Neurotic Mom said...

Hope you all have a Merry Christmas

carrie said...

Okay, please tell he that man has not sired any children!!! LOL! That is really, really bad advice - I'll have to share it with someone I love!

Merry Christmas!!

Carrie

BW said...

Sounds about right to me :)

Mocha said...

And yet...so true. Don't lie. You know it's true.

Naughty Girl said...

Yeah, boys are the same way! I love it....

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

What a jackass.

Gidge said...

I'm not even sure what that's supposed to mean, exactly.
Is having women rub up against his leg something he covets? Cuz that's just weird.
I guess if you feed us cheap food we hack up hairballs on your carpet, as well.

Virginia Belle said...

noah's an asshole, isn't he?