Monday, December 18, 2006

um, you guys- where are you?!

seriously. do i smell? do i suck at writing lately? has my life become.. dare i say it.. BORING?!?!

because where the hell is everyone? you sure as shit aren't reading this blog. and that's fine. no really. don't mind me. i'll just post to myself because well, if i don't have anyone to talk too, i'll just talk to myself. kind of like this past weekend, at my xmas party, boyfriend kept disappearing on me- so i would introduce my hand to people as boyfriend. "this is my boyfriend, chris. oh, he says it's really nice to meet you. oh yeah, he really likes your top too!" and my hand would move up and down. it was great.

it was 28 fucking degrees this morning. my car was covered in ice. ice i couldn't get off. ice people. THIS STER OF JENN IS NOT MADE FOR ICE OR WEATHER THIS DAMN CHILLY. DO YOU HEAR ME? oh yeah, you don't.. because you aren't reading this blog!

okay, reassurance time. please tell me no one is reading your blog either and it's just the time of year. if it's not true, lie to me. thanks!

45 comments:

Becky said...

my blog is dead too. dont worry. i have a few faithful readers. thank god for them:)

thanks for the ice picture to my phone. makes me glad its not THAT cold here.

Anonymous said...

I'm here. I've been busy drowning in cupcake crappy batter.

Don't worry, it must be the holidays. My hubs leaves me alone most of the time at parties too. I hate that. So guess what I started doing. Leaving him alone at parties....He comes-a-runnin'.

Anonymous said...

It's true--no one has time to blog in December. And I am so with you on the weather--it was 50 degrees yesterday! In the middle of the day! Brrrr! Hey, weather-man: I live in SoCal for a reason! Enough with the Christmas weather already!

Anonymous said...

Hmmm, I was wondering the same thing about you!

But seriously, it's dead. People are busy, beta blogger is sucking, blah, blah, blah. I've been reading, but commenting has been an exercise in futility!

Oh, and by the way, I'm sure you donated in the raffle in hopes of winning that purple coach purse (I know you loves your coach purses!), but I want you to know that that precious purple on a strap is mine.

What else? Oh, you freaking rock, 'ster. *smooch*

russ said...

someone read my blog once

Anonymous said...

just stumbled across your blog. read a few back posts to catch up and have to say that it's freakin' hilarious! nice to know there are some bloggers out there with a sense of humor!

ali said...

i'm here! i'm here!

Kristin said...

I haven't been reading because your fucking blog has been crashing my whole browser... however, I am nothing if not dedicated and today it works so HOORAy and I am READING.

mayberry said...

Boring is quite possible the LAST WORD ON EARTH that could be applied to you!

Everyone's just got to-do lists 100 miles long right now, I think.

Anonymous said...

dead at my end too. its been some time since i have seen YOU at my blog! LOL

blame clark. i hate typing one handed.

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Jenn said...

My blog is totally dead, AND I bet everyone is freaking out like I am and saying - HOLY SHIT THERE IS ONLY ONE WEEK TILL CHRISTMAS!!!

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not everyone has all their shopping and wrapping done....like SOME people ya know!!! =oP

p.s. I'm gettin all the spam too, but (non)word verification sucks!!!! =o\

Erin said...

I am around! Just too busy to post, comment, etc. It's just this month. Everything will be fabulous again in January!!!!!

spidey said...

Girl, this is the first time I have read a blog for weeks. I don't know what my deal is--you'd think since I've been off work for a month I could find the freaking time to read the few blogs I care about, or perhaps actually write in my own lonely blog!!! I promise to catch up on my jennster reading and never go this long without you again, okay? :)

Brandy said...

Um, hi *waves*, been lurking for about a week now and have to say you are funny and I'm enjoying your blog.

MelissaMM said...

Ice on your car? F-that! I'll be sure to enjoy the SoCal sun for you too

DDM said...

My traffic is slow too. And cold? Define cold. I'm just kidding, I know that California doesn't see much ice and you're probably in shock. Actually, we just survived a Monster Windstorm, and I've been getting teased by relatives in the MidWest. "THAT ain't WIND!" I beg to differ. Photos up on my blog.

Anonymous said...

I'm here and I read your blog. Noone, repeat noone, read my blog so I stopped blogging. So there!!! I felt like I was talking to a wall. The van looked like a big old snowball this morning when I left at 6:45 a.m.. By the time I was finished scraping it my hand was numb!!!!

Kim said...

You can hear the wind whistling over at mine. Most of the time. But that's okay. I haven't had time to write anyway.

Don't worry....I'm here! Keep those posts coming, girl!

Oh, and BTW I like being called a MILF, even though that was a couple of posts back!

alison said...

I'm here too! It's slow these days because the holidays are here and people have stuff to do. For some fucking lame reason, blogging ain't on their list. Heehee. :)

You said boyfriend's name!!

Melissa said...

Mine is dead too. I'm finding that I don't have time to read and post and when I do have time to read, there isn't a ton out there to read. Like now. It's the time of year I guess...I wouldn't know for sure though, since I wasn't doing this last year. But...see you have 19...20 comments when you have no one and I have 4. So there. But you're not boring and you don't smell and I heart you.

Some days I do feel like I'm talking to myself, but it's okay cause I really like myself. ;)

Anonymous said...

Ha! All of you complaining about your dead blogs! Mine is, um, always dead. That's ok. Your blog is way funnier than mine, Jennster! I have been super busy with Christmas and getting ready to travel for the holidays, so today is the first day in several I have "caught up". I am sure plenty of people are reading!! Maybe just too busy to comment. :)

Erin Monahan said...

Um, I was cheating. I have been lazy and, well, disconnected - reading through bloglines. Sorry :(

And yeah, my stats are down quite a bit, but then, I'm either not blogging, or blogging depressing stuff lately so people are avoiding me lol. S'ok, less Christmas presents to buy eh? ;)

theresa said...

I've been reading, everyone is really busy with shopping and stuff to blog.

But I love your blog, you make me laugh.

texas math said...

Surprisingly...I still get about the same amount of visitors per week on my blog now than when I was actually blogging...thats right! there are three people in this world who are true fans

jen said...

whatever............haha
i post to myself every damn day.

my friend at work bought me an ice scraper last week because i think i actually threw mine away when i was in san diego......... i pray that i never have to use it.

Suebob said...

My blog is sadly almost comment-free lately, sniff

Her Bad Mother said...

I've been here. I've been having trouble commenting, because Blogger is a fucking COW, but I think that everyone is having the same problem.

(Also! Have been on percocet and can't remember where I've commented, if I've been able to defeat the bitch Blogger!)

BUT always here, always love you.

Chase said...

Yep, yep...I'm with everyone else here. I'm still reading ya! And my bloggy comment section has been dead lately, too.

Love ya! :)

Karen Rani said...

Nobody reads my piece of shit blog. Also, I haven't been commenting because I'm busy as all hell trying to pull off Christmas crap. Sigh.

Anonymous said...

Jennster! I read your blog. Every post. (Usually at night and too late to get in on the radio shows, but oh, well.) I just usually read through Bloglines and don't click through unless I have something of value to add, is all.
Your writing is as good as ever. No worries.

Anonymous said...

Well, you stirred everybody up, didn't you?

I've been reading. I didn't get that he said/she said thing (maybe because I'm single) - and I don't think it had comments enabled.

Who's co-hosting Wednesday night? Please say it's Boyfriend.

Izzy said...

What? You didn't believe me? It's fricken December. It's slow everywhere and that's no lie!

TeeRish said...

i'm reading your blog! hi jennster!

love the new christmas slogan...with tongue. very nice.

lucas party pics are up! enjoy!

Anonymous said...

No bugger ever reads my blog, you get used to it.

It's been about 40 degrees over here the last couple of days and that's the coldest so far this winter. It's been a hot year this side of the Atlantic.

It looks like you've drawn out a few folks.

Anonymous said...

*throws shit at jenn*

Can you feel me now??

JavaJabber said...

By the time I got here, there were 35 comments.

That's more than I got all day yesterday ... by a longshot!

And since I'm such a talented, articulate, fascinating person ... it HAS to be because there are only a few days left until Christmas and no one has time to browse and/or comment on blogs!

Blonde Chick said...

I've still been reading! Blogger is just doing some dumb-ass stuff. I think I had 2 or 3 days where no one was able to comment.

I've been swamped with getting everything done before Christmas, just haven't time to read all the blogs on my blogroll...

Must just be the holidays!

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mothergoosemouse said...

It's the slow season - no worries. And I haven't been reading because I've been immersed in the auction. I'll get back into circulation - promise.

Kimmie said...

LMAO my blog is always dead.

But I am reading.

wendy boucher said...

Jenn who?

Just kidding. I think everybody's busy and distracted at this time of year. Don't sweat it Jennster. NOBODY could ever forget about you!

Mommy off the Record said...

I'm here too! Just making the rounds more slowly these days. But still lovin you as much as ever!

radioactive girl said...

No one has been visiting me either. I have been super busy, so I am hoping that is the case for everone else too.

Angry Dad said...

My blog is pretty static at the moment too. But that may be due to the new blogger stuff, which makes adding comments sometimes a real pain in the arse. Especially if you haven't logged in.

But from the number of comments here, you can see we still luvs ya!

Virginia Belle said...

i was out of town for 3/4 of december!!!! i'm back, i swear! i'm working on it. unfortunately, i try to keep current on too many blogs. i think i'm pushing like 70. so i get behind. today is your turn.

i swear to high heavens that is the only reason i've been MIA. i heart the Ster. i want to slobber all over you with comment love. pinky swear.

i'm reading everything now. all the way back to december 1. i might not comment on every post, but i'm reading. so tomorrow, when you open your email, you'll be like, "holy shit, VB comment bombed me! Cool! I have missed her so much because she is a hot piece of ass."

so it's all good, right? you don't hate me??

and yeah, beta blogger sux.

p.s. tomorrow, when i'm in my office (as opposed to out at the front desk where i'm supposed to be "quiet" because i work in a "library") i'm going to listen to all your radio shows retrospectively.