seriously. do i smell? do i suck at writing lately? has my life become.. dare i say it.. BORING?!?!
because where the hell is everyone? you sure as shit aren't reading this blog. and that's fine. no really. don't mind me. i'll just post to myself because well, if i don't have anyone to talk too, i'll just talk to myself. kind of like this past weekend, at my xmas party, boyfriend kept disappearing on me- so i would introduce my hand to people as boyfriend. "this is my boyfriend, chris. oh, he says it's really nice to meet you. oh yeah, he really likes your top too!" and my hand would move up and down. it was great.
it was 28 fucking degrees this morning. my car was covered in ice. ice i couldn't get off. ice people. THIS STER OF JENN IS NOT MADE FOR ICE OR WEATHER THIS DAMN CHILLY. DO YOU HEAR ME? oh yeah, you don't.. because you aren't reading this blog!
okay, reassurance time. please tell me no one is reading your blog either and it's just the time of year. if it's not true, lie to me. thanks!