Tuesday, November 07, 2006

we interrupt your regularly scheduled blog to tell you

THAT BRITNEY HAS FILED FOR DIVORCE FROM KEVIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
please please please don't let this be a joke! please let this be real!!!!!!!!!!!
the world is a happy place! *shakes booty*
oh yeah! go britney.. get justin back! :)

27 comments:

Stephanie A. said...

It's totally due to his crap-ass record, I'm sure. I'd divorce Adam if he put out something so laaaaaaaame.

DDM said...

OMG!!!!!!!!! Seriously, I will CRY if this is a hoax.
Also, I fixed my lame ass post that misquoted your URL. DUR.

DDM said...

WHERE did you get the info?

DDM said...

Nevermind! PINTB has it. Goin' in.
(do you want to kick me yet?)

Becky said...

i know! and WHEN justin leaves cameron she can be with justin again!

jennster said...

isn't this the best news ever!?!?! who cares about election day, britney filed for divorce from fuckface! LOL

Chase said...

I think that was the most exciting news I'd heard today. So sweet the sound.

*doin' the happy dance*

Stepping Over the Junk said...

I know, it is like "surprise surprise!"

E said...

I just read about this at Mamapop. Have you seen how fantastic she looks? She lost 25 pounds in a month by working out twice a day and not eating anything white. And yet, it is sad that she is now the single mother of a toddler and a newborn. That's gonna be hard no matter how much help she has.

jennster said...

not eating anything white?! what the fuck is that crap?!?! lol

ali said...

um...yes...surprise, surprise...

(she looks amazing. that should have been our first sign that she was getting her ass back on the market....)

Lisa Goldstein/Kelly Kelly said...

Shit. all my favorite foods are white! (just kidding.) They are actually all yellow. (just kidding again)

That is some kickass news, Jennster.

Lisa

Dana said...

Oh...thank Heavens. I was sick of K-Fed the day before she married him.

Lisa said...

I have heard she doesn't plan on divorcing him. She just wants to put the fear of God into him. Plus, she wants some public sympathy... (That was on dlisted.com)

Should be interesting...

DDM said...

Okay NOW I fixed it. No really Ster, I did.
Lisa, what you heard crossed my mind and I'm SO HOPING that isn't the case. So. Hoping.

Nocturnal said...

She really needs to stop breeding.

Cheers

Izzy said...

Why did she have to have two babies with the guy AND marry him before she figured out what a loser he is? Like he'd ever be able to support ALL four of his children. Fucking nasty baby daddy...

Mike said...

Does Point know he's marryng a freak?

Jenn said...

Holy shit she looks awsome! BITCH!

Finelly said...

It's about time.

She can't like being married to a wannabe rapper/wrestler.

Kel said...

I heard it on the radio station I listen to on the way home. I about died with shock and once I got home I watched ET just to make sure I had heard right! LOL

Tuesday Girl said...

I think she finally woke up.

texas math said...

So, I was out of town, woke up in my hotel room a little before 5 am and since I was early (had to meet up with the rest of the people I was with at 6:30) and decided to watch Sportscenter...you know, the tv show about sports...and the SC guys announced the breaking news that Britney filed for divorce from Kevn...on fuckin Sportscenter! Wtf is this world coming to?

AT said...

Y'know, I heard about three things in the past week, in the outside world.
1. Something about Saddam Hussain and a trial
2. Something about an electino
3. This divorce.

Man. It was such a perfect marriage. Betcha Britney's jealous of his career...

Mommy off the Record said...

First Britney files for divorce and now the entire Congress goes to the Democrats! Woo-hoo! This has been an AWESOME two days!

jennster said...

cristina.. i fully believe that britney and the democrats are in direct correlation with one another!!!!!!! OUR FATE IS IN BRIT'S HANDS! lol

penguininthesun said...

is it bad that i've been reading SO much into this news... hmm, what about politics and all that other stuff? :P