Saturday, November 18, 2006

the thing that kills our sex life...

won't be marriage.. and it won't be the kid(s).

it will be this damn tempur-pedic mattress topper we just got from our neighbors!!!! the thing is so freaking heavenly, that neither one of us wants to move once we get in it. i do believe that we actually had a conversation that went somewhere along of the lines of this the other night:

ster: you come here. i am WAY too comfy to move. come to me.
boyfriend: no way. you come here.
ster: YOU. HERE.
boyfriend: too comfy. not moving.
*we both fall asleep*

we are so screwed.

19 comments:

Becky said...

so you ended up getting one?? you didn't tell me! well after laying on theirs, please believe next time i'm at your house i'm laying on yours. you guys can have blakes bed. and then maybe you'll have sex too.

Anonymous said...

I love it.

Damn good mattress. I just got a new one too, I don't think we've christened it yet...hee hee hee...

Elizabeth said...

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! That conversation cracked me up!

mk said...

Too funny! Our lazy asses were the same way when we got our new bed! We also had to adjust with the whole pillow top fluffiness. You sink differently..lol...

Finelly said...

I sooo need one of those...

Anonymous said...

Uhhhh...take the mattress topper off? At least long enough to take care of your business?!?!?!

russ said...

7 out of 10 scientists agree that because of the tempur-pedic, couples are 98% less-likely to engage in procreation duties, thus lowering the overall world population by 3.5%

Kim said...

Gives you the perfect excuse to find other places to get busy, and then crawl into bed to sleep...er, when Blake's not there anyway. Spicy!

Anonymous said...

Hmmm...kim does have a good idea on that one. Then you don't have to take the mattress topper off at all.

Melissa said...

Oh shit. We've been talking (for two years) about getting an actual tempurpedic bed.

Random Musings Of My Life said...

lol
we are in the process of buying a new bed and I fear the same thing, its amazing how you had ever gone without

Lisa said...

That is too funny. You'll just end up getting your freak on in other places....

Congrats on the mattress. A good one is worth its weight in gold!

Heather said...

Hah we have a feather mattress topper which isn't that good but I'm totally pushing for a tempur-pedic matress when we toss our current one.

carrie said...

That is too funny. Ditto what others said about location, because unlike real estate, that's not what it is all about!!! Have fun!

Carrie

Kentucky Girl said...

I LOVE my tempurpedic mattress. I don't give a damn about sex. It's all about the sleeping. We go away for the weekend to have sex. LOL

Anonymous said...

"we are both screwed"...or not as the case may be.

Virginia Belle said...

OMG i am giggling my jiggly little butt off right now.

um, ster, there are places other than the bed to do it. let's think outside of the tempur-pedic, ok?

wait. i mean, you and point. not you and me. love ya, but ew.

some ideas to get you started:

car
kitchen counter
bathroom counter
shower (I actually know a baby conceived in the shower...boy, that was a TMI conversation if there ever was one)
at work (ok, just kidding. that's actually not a good idea)
bar bathroom (ok, wait, i can do better)
living room couch
floor (woo-hoo! go jennster!)


ok, i don't know about you, but i've managed to make myself horny.i have to go now. next post...

Nikki said...

TO FUNNY!

Girl, you need to get rid of that thing before your sex life goes to hell LOL

Izzy said...

Note to self: In order to preserve what little sex life you still have, do NOT give in to huz's requests for a tempurpedic mattress. Do not. The pillows will have to do.